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@wizardlordzorgon
Training my page boy in the wizarding arts, working hard to release the Glimbor files, which I am not included in, big things to come in the new year. Soon the price of scrolls will decrease to prices that frankly you never could have dreamed of, do not let the antizorgons get in your ear
woah mama, if i had a nickel for every musician impersonator blog run by a trans person i’d have quite a few nickels!!
this proves trans people are funnier, mama!
Woah mama statistically the funniest people on earth are trans women
This is because of the connection between trans people and the 9th Astral Plane.
"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.
All spells are legal in my kingdom. Never let them tell you what you can or cannot cast. The only spells I don't like are ones that are unkind to me and no true Zorgonian would ever cast one of those I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SPEAK AGAINST ME I WILL CAST FIREBALL! FIREBALL! FIREBALL! FIREBALL! CHAIN LIGHTNING! BALL OF LIGHTNING! DRAGON BREATH! FIREBALL! ICE SPIKE! ORGAN MELT! SOUL HARVESTER!
If you use your imagination you can hear the music
This resembles the spider that I employ to guard the soul gate (he is unionized)
Zorgonians I have sad news...
Last night I received a song from Gilgorni The Great that was allegedly meant to mend the wizardly beef that we have with each other. It was suspicious how he could make this with his lack of rhythm and talent so I did some digging and it turns out he used generative magic to create the song. Not only is this FUCKED UP and INSULTING but it is also very problematic and insulting to the wizardly bards who work hard to make REAL art. I am saddened and appalled. He attempted to defend himself but could not even name 5 times I did anything unjust to him.
What should his punishment be?
He has to make a public apology and donate to the Wizard Art School
5 Millenia in the Soul Render
The votes have been cast. His fate is decided. Buy your tickets now or buy the pay per vision for your orb to see Gilgorni get his justice. Also sidenote, no, the Soul Render has nothing to do with the Soul Gate, STOP SAYING IT DOES! IT IS PROBLEMATIC!
Zorgonians I have sad news...
Last night I received a song from Gilgorni The Great that was allegedly meant to mend the wizardly beef that we have with each other. It was suspicious how he could make this with his lack of rhythm and talent so I did some digging and it turns out he used generative magic to create the song. Not only is this FUCKED UP and INSULTING but it is also very problematic and insulting to the wizardly bards who work hard to make REAL art. I am saddened and appalled. He attempted to defend himself but could not even name 5 times I did anything unjust to him.
What should his punishment be?
He has to make a public apology and donate to the Wizard Art School
5 Millenia in the Soul Render
Guys that chain lightning that came from my tower and killed 60 people in the town square last evening was NOT from me! I was defending the city from an evil wizard who was attempting to disrupt the soul gate and unfortunately one of his spells went off course. If anything you should be thanking me for preventing greater losses tbh. Again do not believe the rumors that the spell was cast by me. If you believe you saw me cast the spell and that you didn't see anyone else around you're probably cursed and should see one of my advisors about it in private.
Just engaged in a magical duel with my two partners and BOTH of them conspired against me so that I lost every time! They hate to see a wizard winning! I had to take a walk to the soul gate to clear my mind... It's like they care about winning duels more than they care about me.....
"Lord Zorgon give more funding to the high ranking wizards it will trickle down" Those fuckers don't deserve ANY funding for the bullshit low level spellcrafting that they're doing. The only thing trickling down is my piss on their shitty towers as I levitate overhead.
The best part about dating several entities of extreme beauty is that they both always support me even when people are being *hrgh* ASSHOLES about the soul gate rumors. They are even here for me when my foul advisors make me create wizarding spreadsheets due tomorrow. I am a MAGE not a filthy GRAPHIC DESIGNER!
My partner's feline familiar keeps aura farming every time I try and look at it. Can anyone explain this? It seems to be attempting to channel mana for some kind of evil spell
Just got told that the public doesn't like my newest fit that I wore during my last speech. They say it was distasteful to wear the Soul Gate T-Shirt with the current rumors in circulation.
What kind of world do we live in where a wizard can't wear what he wants in his own kingdom??? Literally like we're living in year 184 of the 5th era
Time to drop the really big fireball:
@GilgorniTheGreat is in the Zingle scrolls. That is the real reason they have not been made public to the wizarding community.
Have a great day, GTG!
Just had a long day of casting spells and then was asked by one of my advisors to stay late at the Zorgon City Hall for a "quick ritual." Tell me why I just returned to my tower at this late hour? Since when does a "quick ritual" entail a full 4 hours of casting and chanting?
Happy Pride month, love to see all of the "pride" spread around my city by the WLGBTQ+ community. We have sold so much rainbow merchandise at the Zorgon Store that, as promised, I have cast a spell making my tower "woke" as the novices say. Remember that you are seen and that magic is for everyone!
Note: The tower will be returned to normal at the stroke of midnight on July 1st
Psst. I was sent to tell you they need help at 'SG'. "The bones are amalgamating," they said. Don't know what they're talking about, but they sounded real urgent-like.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. This was obviously some kind of prank by some Anti-Zorgons. I didn't realize my wizarding and caring for my people was burdening all of my subjects so much.....
On an unrelated note all of my wizard advisors should contact me by orb immediately on an unrelated issue.
haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
This is how I feel talking to my pal and trusted advisor Arinel when she makes fun of my blue hat tbh. She knows when not to jest though unlike SOME PEOPLE!
