[segamascott]

logging in

[wizardpostsdotorg]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[fairycosmos]

subject shows painful degree of self awareness paired with a complete inability to act on it

[narcissistcookbook]

these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[hollanderthoughts]

I have the perverts mind and the perverts heart. My soul? that is also quite perverted.

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

[sexybritishllama]

the problem with playing disco elysium is that after you've played it you can't play it for the first time again. someone should fix this

[sexybritishllama]

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[shapeoftheday]

restless spirits

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Dont die because once you do uoure under my command lol