[segamascott]

logging in

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[catgirl-kaiju]

today we're all going on a field trip to the evil castle so we can learn how skeleton warriors are made

[carnivalwizard]

the evil wizard said we'll get to see the process REALLY close up.... exciting ! he also laughed sinisterly after saying this. probably a vocal stim.

#so cool! #autistic people in STEM!! (Skeleton Transmutation via Evil Magics)

[carnivalwizard]

update: i am. bone,s

[catgirl-kaiju]

today we're all going on a field trip to the evil castle so we can learn how skeleton warriors are made

[carnivalwizard]

the evil wizard said we'll get to see the process REALLY close up.... exciting ! he also laughed sinisterly after saying this. probably a vocal stim.

#so cool! #autistic people in STEM!! (Skeleton Transmutation via Evil Magics)

[that-lego-frog]

banger post ngl

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[carnivalwizard]

[swagophile]

me: im so bored today idk what to do

the scary pervert: i have an idea....

me: oh my god ew no

the scary pervert: wtf is your problem i was gonna suggest we play mario kart. come on

me: oh okay phew i thought you were gonna suggest we have evil sex again

the scary pervert: i'm a complex and multifaceted person, mori. i'm more than just a few sexual encounters

me: okay youre right im sorry

the nuanced individual: thank you. now if i win you have to let me hurt you sexually

me: [smiling] sure why not, that seems fair enough

[romanceyourdemons]

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

[jayevrd]

witch kitty pile :]

[webhoards]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a marvelous flying contraption... and then fuck her in it 😈🎩⚙️🧐

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

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[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[owl-liberation-now]

Mushroom wizard 👉🪄🍄

msuhroom wibard

[foulserpent]

by the nine we arefuckking under attack!!!!!!!!!

[foulserpent]