🌑🌗🌕✨SALUTATIONS✨🌕🌓🌑
❗️THIS IS URGENT❗️
@d1nosaurpower / @wizards-lich / @i-am-a-wizard-i-swear / @witchy-stars
ATTENTION to all wizards or entities who may have received a magic marble from my Bag of Magic Marbles!!!
Something has gone terribly wrong and you must return the marbles post haste! I would retrieve them myself, except I have become… rather embarrassingly trapped within the Bag itself.
If you have a magic marble in your possession, please make your way to the Dream Realms and locate my Château Magique. I (and the Bag) reside there.
*initiates spooky telepathic contact using necromancy*
Sadly I cannot return your marble at the moment, sorcerer. Perhaps you could drop by my tomb and pick it up? I’ll get my pet BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL to set it just behind my giant magically sealed front door that can only be opened from the outside. If you have time to drop by, just simply unseal my to- I mean open my front door and reclaim your prize. I must confess, this sanguine marble that looks at me has been a lackluster eyeball. Me and my pet angel will be well rid of it.
-wizards lich
(The Imp appears in the tomb)
(It spots the sanguine marble of scrying lodged in the lich’s eye socket)
YES! FIND MORE MARBLES!!!
(The Imp lunges at the lich and knocks his skull off his shoulders. It struggles, but manages to prize the tightly wedged marble from the socket)
(The Imp turns blood red and its eyes begin to glow. It cackles maniacally)
Gah my skull! You won’t get away with this whatever you are!
*throws own skull at the Imp, subduing the creature for a brief moment*
Somebody get down here and help me! My angel is still trying to find the front door!
-wizards lich
*the sorcerer returns the Château Magique*
*he descends into the basement, making all the wrong turns*
*sorcerer comes before a giant stone door barred with heavy chains lined with arcane runes. Sorcerer sighs in resignation*
Ok, let’s do this
*the sorcerer transforms the chains into snakes, which slither away. He then turns a regular ass doorknob in the center of the door and unseals the tomb*
*a torrent of magical energy flows forth from the now open doorway. A hideous cackling can be heard across the universes.*
FINALLY I HAVE BEEN FREED FROM MY TOMB!!!
And all it took was getting beat up by some weird marble goblin…
*wizards lich billows out of his dark tomb in a rather hasty, disorganized fashion.*
Alright, now teleport us the fuck out of here, mortal! I only know necromancy spells and that little thing was kicking my boney ass!
-wizards lich
