Quivering In Fear @pathetic-wizard - Tumblr Blog

There’s all this love for powerful wizards but where’s the support for wizards that are so utterly powerless once they’re out of mana/spell slots? Where’s the support for wizards that cower? Wizards that quiver in fear? Wizards that hide in the corner?

When will y’all appreciate the loser wizards the same way y’all love the winner wizards?

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concoctionboy

I think a lot of people don't appreciate the important role evil wizards play in the ecosystem.

cafandnaps

No one appreciates me as the court wizard. My spells protect knights in field, aid the jester in theatrics, and give the King uncanny foresight in his ruling. But you TEMPORARILY turn ONE princess into frog AS A JOKE!! and suddenly you’re a wicked mage working against the realm

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mug-of-beans

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

aqueerkettleofish

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

wizard-archivist-official

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

charlesoberonn

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

gavamont

As a wizard, it is my duty to work to make my city a levitatable city. The downtown area is a glut of roads and construction, but worst of all, there are no secret tunnels or nooks that wizard’s can access when they fly around the downtown area. No places to grab whole cooked turkey legs out of the wall, no dependable locations to access mana potions and wizard weed. This is not the world I want for my wizardly neighbors.

frogwizard42

I hath lost my wand (drawing pen) to the depths (in my blankets), and thus lost my ability to cast spells (draw) until I go on a quest to retrieve it (shake the duvet until the pen hits me in the face)

draconym

Bothers me when the distinction between Witch and Wizard is drawn according to gender. The Witch/Wizard distinction is one of class. Wizards live in towers and have cursed artifacts. Witches live in shacks and have crooked teeth.

stories-i-guess

Witchcraft is what you do when you have three rats, six newts, a stick, and a big ole pot on hand. Wizardry is for when you’re a pompous college craphead with too much money for your own good, and too much free time for anyone else’s.

littlealienproducts

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the-forcemascinator

knight i found commiserating at the tavern: what would you, a hedonistic fool, know about yearning? courtly love is a pure, tender desire never to be fulfilled.

me, calculating the fastest way to take off his armor: i know a.thing or two about fully filling sires

sexygaywizard

#oops

mug-of-beans

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.