Just a Funky Lil Wizard

Drinking unmarked potions from the bargain bin. She/They

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

This blog casts *Annihilation* on all terfs, this a is pro-trans space so if you are a terf unfollow me

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

<|:^)

[gavamont]

The most important part of tapping into raw and unfettered arcane power is to have fun and be yourself. 😌

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Pause all dread an catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes

This is a wizard spell

[textpostscymraeg]

Pawb STOPIWCH fod mewn argyfwng, mae'n amser te rŵan

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Rhowch saib ar bob ofn a thrychineb er mwyn cael paned a bisgedi am y 15-30 munud nesaf

Mae hwn yn swyn dewin

[luceirosdegolados]

Rapazada PARADE de ter unha crise, agora é a hora do té.

☕☕☕🫖🫖🍵🍵🍪

Toda catástrofe e anguria queda en pausa pra nós tomar unhas taciñas e unhas bolechas os próximos 15-30 minutos.

Isto é un feitizo.

[zanda-rl]

Que todo el mundo PARE de tener una crisis nerviosa, es la hora del té

☕☕☕🫖🍵🍵🍪

Ponemos pausa a todo el pavor y las catástrofes para tomar una taza de algo y unas galletas durante los próximos 15-30 minutos

Esto es un hechizo

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

Tutti SMETTETE di avere una crisi, è l’ora del tè.

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Metti pausa a tutto il terrore e catastrofe per 13-15 minuti.

Questo è un incantesimo.

Senti scusa se I verbi non li ho fatto bene solo parlò l’italiano col mio papà e a volta guardo qualcosa in TV

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[draconym]

Anyway I'm thinking about witches and wizards a lot because my house has been planning an Evil Wizard Movie Night series where we and our friends watch movies about evil wizards while dressed up as evil wizards. What kinds of snacks do you think evil wizards eat.

[evilwizard]

evil wizards eat green grapes. prepare two bowls: one frozen and one microwaved. then mix them together. you’ll be surprised!

[evil-looking-advisor]

Not that I condone the actions of evil wizards, my liege, but I would suggest perhaps some hummus and pita chips. You can't go wrong with hummus and pita chips.

[evilwizard]

not now evil advisor… im trying to trick people into microwaving grapes again

[mostlylines]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

NOT dudes though, dudes are semi-aquatic and need active tides for surfing or they turn into incels

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

If you have a proper little gentleman he can be free range indoors unless you have a teacup dragon (they are natural competitors for an ecological niche and don’t get along)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

It’s illegal to keep A Man in your house (that’s kidnapping)

[gaytransgenderwizard]

Hey what about a strange little fellow?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

A strange little fellow belongs on the moors, howling with the winds and roaming about (free-range), but in a pinch, they can BRIEFLY occupy an attic or laboratory

[thegreenlands]

This is the rule making and information rich content that I come on this site for

[greelin]

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

[greelin]

wagging my finger and everything

[athelind]

talk to the mage hand

[tentacleteapot]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Look buddy, 100 points necrotic damage

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

This is actually just the standard tumblr post. No magic required

[gavamont]

The crystal I sealed my leftovers into was stolen from the break room fridge. Obviously, I will be raining fiery meteors down upon this store.

[steviecrowdude]

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

There are NO wizards competing in the Olympics.

Humans are just some kinda freaks sometimes

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Plus we were banned for something completely unrelated

[bob-artist]

More Brotherhood of the Orb extras

[bob-artist]

brotherhood of the bork