Weasley is Our King

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[thebluthcompany]

[munsass]

[monochromemedic]

I was looking up Chuck E Cheese Lore

Can you imagine going to chuck e cheese as a kid around 1977-1983 and some robot rodent comes alone and just goes

‘You like that fucking pizza you dumb fatass? That’s right go eat that shit up and then play in the ball pit where I piss.’

[shamedumpster]

“Formerly a rat”????

[hooray4skeleton]

“Formerly a Rat” is because the costume the company ordered was a rat costume, because the person who ordered it didn’t know they looked different, and then tried to spin it as a mouse costume

[argumate]

firstly I always assumed “Chuck E Cheese” was something Neal Stephenson or some other author invented as a satirical take on America, secondly

Charles Entertainment Cheese??

[storywonker]

a POWERFUL rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese

[akawaru]

If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[jupiterinthe7th]

[slimetony]

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[fatfreefiddlefaddle-deactivated]

I’m deleting my fucking twitter. I cannot be associated with an app that allowed this.

[brandi-the-fine-girl]

Y’ALL NEED TO STOP SLEEPING ON THE ANT-MAN MOVIES BECAUSE THEY ARE A LOT OF FUN PAUL RUDD IS A DELIGHT EVANGELINE LILLY IS A BADASS AND ANT MAN IS GONNA BE SO IMPORTANT IN AVENGERS: ENDGAME SO YOU GUYS BETTER START SHOWING SOME RESPECT

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[mxnrique]

“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”

[vasmemeas]

please let’s not forget

[localbeeking]

And the majority of them are POC, which just reiterates Taylor’s white feminism

[awwdorables]

French Bulldog argues bedtime

[cherryclit]

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

[iujoy-deactivated20210730]

@ghostsgf

[c00tiebreath]

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

[igxbaddies]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

[thefandomdropout]

Awwww

[scumbag-vanguard]

This story was different actually??? And even better??? The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week.  It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.

The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday. He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him.  That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.

He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!

They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

[kandyie]

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

[connercant]

IM SO GLAD I KNOW THE STORY

[prozd]

“After he left, we continued on to daycare. Brooklyn was unusually quiet in the backseat. I asked her if she was okay, and she said, ‘Mommy, I’m so happy.’”

c-c-cute

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[rehfan]

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

[pintofpine]

[luzialowe]

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

[gunstreetgrl]

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

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I’m genuinely gonna have nightmares about this. Horrendous