evil mastermind mel

i rate my bathroom trips if you're wondering what kind of person i am (25/transmasc/he)

[thegroovyarchives]

Taurus Illustration From the 1971 Pop/Astrology Calendar, by Scholastic. Illustration by Frederic Marvin.

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[memorycycle]

this is our most destructive weapon yet

[nicobeast]

You better walk that fucking duck

[xenosmorch]

[life-on-our-planet]

Two tiny shrimps battle each other on the back of a sea cucumber, filmed at a depth of 15m. Seacrop Diving School | Japan

[shrimpapalooza]

KAIJU BATTLE

[iash-boj]

heeeeeeeeeelp

[iash-boj]

you’re my best friend though

[coughloop]

[amygdalae]

when i live in VTMB world i will eat the cereal COOOT OHOCULO and drink Liquid DemonSeed while reading my favorite magazines DEAD BIRD, Worm, and chin

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

I HATE WHITE BOYS

[sacred-portal]

[sparkytheandroid]

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

[puke-stevens]

[supermariomamafucker]

[jame7t]

Stop pouring Yaoi into the magical river where all water flows from and back to

[jame7t]

White House air filtration system. #YaoiWhitehouse

[txttletale]

deranged how americans force service employees to maintain for them westworld style the illusion that their taco bell drive thru employee is in it for sheer love of the game

[txttletale]

like not that people don't treat service employees like human garbage the world over but i feel like america is truly unique in the perverted obsession with forcing them to act super fucking jazzed about it

[txttletale]

americans will be like if i don't think the cashier at this walgreens is deriving spiritual moral and sexual pleasure from doing this job ill firebomb the fuckign building

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

a litter of baby geiger counters gathered around their mother clicking peacefully

[hungwy]

comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed

[excuseme-howdareyou]

[soracities]

the “humans are inherently selfish” fanclub can genuinely and in all honesty go to hell. i once came back from a school yard where the kids had heaped piles of leaves and cut wildflowers on a narrow strip of grass bc a bee had died. i actually want to cry.

[cup-of-anxi-tea]

when i was a child, my parents told me our houseplant would die of lack of sunlight. i was so young i don’t even remember this, but apparently, my response to this was starting to carry the plant around like an emotional support stuffed animal. whenever my family went outside i would hold the pot on my head to make it reach the sun better. i wasn’t in school yet, didn’t have any exposure to the lessons on caring they give in elementary, i don’t remember my thought process - but i can guess. kids integrally care about things, even tiny bugs and inanimate plants. humans care.

[karadin]

don’t let them beat it out of you

[saint-batrick]

as someone in my 40s, may i also add: if they beat it out of you? put in the work to relearn it until it’s a part of you again. a part you’re proud enough of that if someone tells you it’s dumb and you should stop, you can laugh and say “oh, no. no, i don’t believe i will.” and then keep on keepin’ on.

compassion can often be a skill that needs to be relearned. so relearn it and revel in it.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!