Jenny tells it like it is...

Hi my name is Jenny! Recently re-read The Princess Diaries series which explains the obsession again. Message me anytime if you want to talk! I'm here to make friends! 

[michaelmoscovitzs]

Rereading the books just reminded me how much stuff Michael actually does for Mia???

Writes “Tall Drink of Water” and “Princess of My Heart” (and in my headcanon, a ton of other songs that we don’t know about)

Constantly tutors her in Algebra

Sends her jokes and animated cards of herself to make her laugh

Makes her a customized computer program with a poem to tell her he loves her too

Sets up an alternate first date after their plans for the original fall through

Frequently brings gummy worms and other snacks to her in class 

Prints out information about the dangers of dehydration in pregnant women for Mia to give to her mom

Arranges to switch places with ** during the night of the musical to surprise Mia and apologize for being an absentee boyfriend

Plans a surprise ice-skating party for Mia and builds her a segway transporter for her birthday

Invents a whole ass robotic surgical tool to be more worthy of her!!!!!

Reads her novel and gives her a Princess Leia USB specifically designed with her favorite Leia outfit to back up her novel because he knows she forgets to back up her computer

Donates a CardioArm to Genovia to help her father in the election

Creates his own set of emojis for her

Grows her engagement diamond in a lab because she is opposed to conflict diamonds

+ more that I’m sure I’m forgetting

Michael “Acts of Service” Moscovitz, I LOVE YOU!!!!!

[michaelmoscovitzs]

The Art of Subtlety: A Masterclass with Michael Moscovitz

[wmynrule]

GOD Mia is soooooo freaking DENSE! I bet it stung a bit when Mia said they were "just friends." OOF.

[dailyflicks]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[wmynrule]

Lets talk about...Norman, Lilly's stalker. 

Is Lilly okay? Like seriously? She really likes tormenting this guy, and he goes along with it! Also, like, umm, hello, earth to Lilly, you invited this guy into your home WHEN YOUR PARENTS WERE OUT OF TOWN, and he tried to steal a pair of shoes. THANK GOD that was ALL he wanted from Lilly. I was seriously hyperventilating. Things could have gone a lot worse for Lilly. Also, Mia says he could have shot them up.... like it was no big thing. Seriously the doctor's Moscovitz should have disciplined Lilly harsher than she got because this is really serious business. Lilly is just a spoiled brat at the end of the day. There I said it. SPOILD! Also, Norman starts an IHateLillyMoscovitz.com website, which is something Lilly directly rips from him when she creates the hate website about Mia in 11th grade. I'm sorry, but this is.... Lilly when she doesn't get her way:

[wmynrule]

Michael playing Mia her favorite songs....  

I swear, I was looking for another picture entirely when I found this and said, hmm, omg, Michael would totally do this for one of their anniversaries! Of course, not only would he play Tall Drink of Water, and Princess of My Heart acoustically, but he would also play a new special song he wrote just for this occasion. Then, I think we all know what would happen next. ^_~ Coz, ya boy can't keep his hands off his girl!

Which anniversary do you think Michael would pull this off?

[iluvromance]

i deserve at least one “fuck” out of michael’s mouth in the next PD book because i’m 100% sure that man is a swearer and we’ve just been censored

[wmynrule]

I totally believe Mia censors Michael in her entries, and he 1000% uses curse words!

Michael: *reading one of Mia's diary entries* "Hey, I never said heck! I said fuck! Fuck, fuck fuck!" Mia: *blushes* "I know, but what if one day our kids read this..." Michael: *cuts her off* "They'll know I curse." Mia: "does it really matter if I write heck instead of, you know." Michael: "Fuck?" Mia: "Yes." Michael: "It makes me sound like a dweeb, Mia." Michael: *scooping Mia in his arms* "But besides that, you know I think it is absolutely adorable you still refuse to curse." Mia: "I curse!" Michael: *Raises an eyebrow* "Since when?" Mia: "when I'm angry." Michael: "I guess I'll just have to get you angry." Mia: "Oh, shut up, Michael." Michael: "Oh, shut the fuck up, Michael." Mia: "You're infuriating!" Michael: "You're fucking infuriating!" Mia: "Oh, my god, stop!" Michael: "Oh my fucking god, stop!" Mia: "God, okay, fuck!" Michael: *grins* "There ya go!" Mia: *tries to hold in her laugh while she slaps Michael's shoulder.* "I hate you." Michael: "I fucking love you!" Mia: *sighs and wraps her arms around his neck* "I fucking love you, too!" *KISS*

[wmynrule]

Every time Michael attempts to flirt....

Mia:

Michael:

[thesnowflakenecklace]

“Nobody really knows that they’re a princess until somebody touches their lives and says it. And that doesn’t mean they have to come from royalty - it means how you feel inside yourself… it’s how you treat yourself and love yourself that really matters.” - Whitney Houston on producing The Princess Diaries

[wmynrule]

"What'll you do for me, huh, Thermopolis? What'll you do for me?" - Michael Moscovitz. This is the first attempt we see Michael try and flirt with Mia, and of course, it falls flat. (Like every other time he tries.) Poor Michael! Lilly was no help at all (as always). Her stupid experiment to see how long they would dance around each other was pathetic. She should have helped her best friend out, even if she had no desire to help her brother. (Except we do see her attempt to help her brother several times throughout the book.)

Mia mentions Michael saying, "Forget it, okay, Thermopolis?" She thinks he is saying this in disgust when really, Mia, he was just frustrated that you didn't flirt back.

This should have been the conversation: Mia: "What's up with your brother?" Lilly: "I don't know. But wasn't it truly a sad attempt to flirt with you?" Mia: "...Fl...flirt?" Lilly: "Duh." Mia: "Yeah, right, your brother flirting with me? HA!" Lilly: "Wait, don't tell me you haven't noticed?" Mia: "Well... no." Lilly: *rolls eyes* "Mia, you're so dense." The critical difference between flirting and sexual harassment is that sexual harassment is unwelcome. (We all know Mia would have enjoyed his flirting if she had known! Lilly, stop trying to spin the narrative! YOU KNOW Michael wasn't sexually harassing Mia! *rolls eyes*)

But then again, if Lilly had helped Mia become aware of Michael's attempts to flirt, we would not have gotten Book 3, and I love that book so much!

[wmynrule]

Soooooo, let's talk for a minute about HOW in the heck Mr. G put the moves on Mia's mom. Like what did he say to Helen when they were in the parent teacher conference about Mia flunking? "So, Ms. Thermopolis, Mia is flunking algebra. And oh, hey, do you want to go out with me?" Yeah, this seriously needs to be a thing.

[wmynrule]

*Trigger warning, do not continue reading if you don’t want to read about Mia and others being sexually molested.*

 Yeah, in 2000 this was just normal thinking, oh how we’ve changed. (THANK GOD!) Bless Lilly Moscovitz for being so forward thinking! Speaking of Forward thinking, I think Mia needs to talk about this more with a professional, she was SEXUALLY MOLESTED as a young girl by a man, it doesn’t matter if he was blind THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED! And he should be sent to jail for it. The sixth precinct should have done something about it! 

[wmynrule]

Wise words from 14 year old Lilly. 

I have to admit, I go back and forth loving and loathing that girl, but then again, I guess it does get frustrating that Mia is super dense. Lilly is very smart and she can see right through most things. I do really like how she is self aware, but that can make her very stubborn, and it gets in the way of being a better friend to Mia. For now, I’m blissfully in book one again, where all those problems have not yet begun.  Bring it on!