I threw a rat at a god

🍑🐯🍑 Whoowee boy

[kikuriki]

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[patchoulism]

[luisonte]

Si hombre pero que dise tu

[fireduende]

[lastoneout]

[setzeri]

It does have kind of a funny face.

[aegissi]

[beardedmrbean]

[jester-de-punyalada]

[drfunkbeat]

[ID: the first image is a mangacap from Witch Hat Atelier of Beldaruit saying, "I took him in as my apprentice," and showing him reaching out to a young Qifrey. The second image is a textpost by @/notajerusalemcricket that's edited to say, "my beautiful son Untitled Document". /end ID]

[redstonedust]

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.

[gg-is-a-loser]

game of the year

[derekscorner]

[pythoticusbingle]

the splatoon raiders experience

[moethh]

die die die

[lycosofscribes]

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

[screenshotsofdespair]

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle