[diseasehaver]

[fishgummy]

webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)

deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*

[junglejim4322]

Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

[ratfuck]

white dude with blue dyed gamer hair says "awesomesauce" in public and is carried off by a flock of harpies to suffer a Promethean fate

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

he just like me fr (i barely passed college algebra)

[onettarcade]

[spiribia]

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

[imcuteforever-deactivated202605]

logging on

[obsoleteforums-deactivated20221]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[porcelain-rob0t]

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

[undiscoveredalcoholic-deactivat]

[slunch]

[bobbyjean]

[bassiter2]

if you search gay bars on google it'll show you stuff just bc someone said the word gay in a review apparently

[papayajuan2019]

i dont want any more emails

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]