JACK WELKER. 🚬🐺

LEADER OF NOTORIOUS ABQ GANG. 56. INTO SITTING AROUND ON MY ASS. (roleplay blog. ran by @welkerwhite.)

[askjessepinkmann]

hey jesse! you deserve to be thrown back into the pit. -🚬🐺

yo! what is this. I ain’t goin’ back to any pit, alright? I paid my dues, yo.

[wokewelker]

heh,,. i mean. you had some gr8 purpose back there, right? when you were cookin' and, out working on land and, not doing much of anything.. and not barkin' up a storm anymore... WITH HEISENBERG NOT AROUND I CAN'T MAKE MONEY ANYMORE, OK??? >_< GIT! GIT BACK IN THE PIT!

[askjessepinkmann]

yo, harassment is craaazyyyy. you keep at it and im calling my lawyer, bitchh.

[wokewelker]

....YOUR LAWYER likes me more?!?! or, at least mayb he will after i offer him money..

[asksaulgoodman]

Did somebody say my name and money in the same sentence? Music to my ears!

Look, I don’t play favorites, I play results. You pay, I perform. That’s the system. Everybody wins. Capitalism, baby!

[wokewelker]

HAHA?! /i/ win, in this case. do me a favor and tell that pinkman boy to suck back up to meth-makin'... or else.

[askjessepinkmann]

hey jesse! you deserve to be thrown back into the pit. -🚬🐺

yo! what is this. I ain’t goin’ back to any pit, alright? I paid my dues, yo.

[wokewelker]

heh,,. i mean. you had some gr8 purpose back there, right? when you were cookin' and, out working on land and, not doing much of anything.. and not barkin' up a storm anymore... WITH HEISENBERG NOT AROUND I CAN'T MAKE MONEY ANYMORE, OK??? >_< GIT! GIT BACK IN THE PIT!

[askjessepinkmann]

yo, harassment is craaazyyyy. you keep at it and im calling my lawyer, bitchh.

[wokewelker]

....YOUR LAWYER likes me more?!?! or, at least mayb he will after i offer him money..

[askjessepinkmann]

hey jesse! you deserve to be thrown back into the pit. -🚬🐺

yo! what is this. I ain’t goin’ back to any pit, alright? I paid my dues, yo.

[wokewelker]

heh,,. i mean. you had some gr8 purpose back there, right? when you were cookin' and, out working on land and, not doing much of anything.. and not barkin' up a storm anymore... WITH HEISENBERG NOT AROUND I CAN'T MAKE MONEY ANYMORE, OK??? >_< GIT! GIT BACK IN THE PIT!

[wokewelker]

JACK WELKER ASK BLOG.

hey. i'm the leader of albuquerue's most notorious gang (allegedly). my bumass nephew toddy wanted me to make an account on this gay ass site so you know what? might as well give it a shot. seeing as i've met some locals already it can't be too bad... lookin' 2 interact with anyone whos interested to send me asks. so send me asks. i guess.

(holy fuck. please keep yourself away from this terrible and desperate man.)

[wokewelker]

OK EMBARRASSINGLY ENOUGH MY ASKS WERE OFF. THIS HAS NOW BEEN FIXED.

[asksaulgoodman]

heh... you fuck with jack n his gang??

Oh, absolutely not. Completely against it, terrible, awful, wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole. But hey… if certain hypothetical individuals find themselves in a little legal pickle? Well… they know a guy. And let me tell you, that guy? Very persuasive. Real people person. Great with juries.

[wokewelker]

its great that you say that! ^_^ since me n' my boys are actually in a great heap of legal trouble. you and i've got a known associate in mind and his little connections to the DEA? yeah. not pretty.

[wokewelker]

JACK WELKER ASK BLOG.

hey. i'm the leader of albuquerue's most notorious gang (allegedly). my bumass nephew toddy wanted me to make an account on this gay ass site so you know what? might as well give it a shot. seeing as i've met some locals already it can't be too bad... lookin' 2 interact with anyone whos interested to send me asks. so send me asks. i guess.

(holy fuck. please keep yourself away from this terrible and desperate man.)