A Deep Desire To Bite People

[chaos-cousins]

I wonder if there's a universe where narwhals are real

[thedangerstranger]

...dude.

[chaos-cousins]

?

[thedangerstranger]

narwhals are Entirely Mundane animals. you almost definitely have narwhals where you're from.

[chaos-cousins]

No theyre like unicorns

[thedangerstranger]

they're really not

[chaos-cousins]

I wonder if there's a universe where narwhals are real

[thedangerstranger]

...dude.

[chaos-cousins]

?

[thedangerstranger]

narwhals are Entirely Mundane animals. you almost definitely have narwhals where you're from.

[chaos-cousins]

I wonder if there's a universe where narwhals are real

[thedangerstranger]

...dude.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

lightning round thoughts on each one of ur mutuals?

//can answer this ooc as well if u think that fluff wouldn’t be able to answer some of these in-character

AUGH FUCK I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MUTUALS I HAVE

des? des is like. more mutual per mutual. i think that c is the sort of person with a very rich inner life, he and a both give off this vibe like you're not sure if they hate you or not but then it turns out they're just the quiet sort. e seems like he'd be fun to talk with at parties. it's been nice to have someone like des who gets it, you know? the. childhood stuff.

maria. she's kind of like if a wet glameow only knew how to hiss and was brought indoors and given food and a comfortable bed.

ren. oh shit he was kinda quiet this past week, i hope he wasn't kidnapped. the bee ransom was very funny to see on my dash.

the cowboys... their world sounds kinda fucked.

mx danger and co! they kinda just exude chillness, makes me feel like i can trust them. wolfy surprises me at every turn, scarlet... makes me a lil jealous of mx danger but mostly i'm happy for the baddie they pulled yknow?

i'm sure i'm forgetting some, lol. if you want my thoughts on you, then yeah, leave a comment or reblog on this.

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

Hm… What about your thoughts on Lan Zhan?

Ah—?

Don’t worry, Lan Zhan, I’m not asking you to talk to anyone. Pff— Hahahaha! Really, I’m not! You don’t have to give me that look! Well, you don’t have to stop looking at me full stop—

[gotta-pet-em-all]

i think that you and lan wangji need to take silver to pride. see if you can strike up a conversation with a cute girl wearing a pink, baby blue, and white striped flag, and also cat ears. there should be plenty of them around.

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

...Oddly specific, but noted!

[thedangerstranger]

it really isn't, actually

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

man Silver is so good at being kbitty, they are winning at cats!

Pelipper mail! Cat treats for human consumption!

Why are you saying things like that. It sounds stupid. Stop annoying me. Ugh. And what kind of loser eats snacks in the shape of catmon treats?

[thedangerstranger]

idk kid some people are just catpeople. i dunno what to tell you.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

lightning round thoughts on each one of ur mutuals?

//can answer this ooc as well if u think that fluff wouldn’t be able to answer some of these in-character

AUGH FUCK I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MUTUALS I HAVE

des? des is like. more mutual per mutual. i think that c is the sort of person with a very rich inner life, he and a both give off this vibe like you're not sure if they hate you or not but then it turns out they're just the quiet sort. e seems like he'd be fun to talk with at parties. it's been nice to have someone like des who gets it, you know? the. childhood stuff.

maria. she's kind of like if a wet glameow only knew how to hiss and was brought indoors and given food and a comfortable bed.

ren. oh shit he was kinda quiet this past week, i hope he wasn't kidnapped. the bee ransom was very funny to see on my dash.

the cowboys... their world sounds kinda fucked.

mx danger and co! they kinda just exude chillness, makes me feel like i can trust them. wolfy surprises me at every turn, scarlet... makes me a lil jealous of mx danger but mostly i'm happy for the baddie they pulled yknow?

i'm sure i'm forgetting some, lol. if you want my thoughts on you, then yeah, leave a comment or reblog on this.

[thedangerstranger]

:p

[chaos-cousins]

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

oh, silver,,,, such a pretty girl!

I’m not a girl! I’m not. That’d be… dumb.

[thedangerstranger]

Oh? Do elaborate.

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

On what?? I don’t have to explain anything to you.

[thedangerstranger]

I should hope you don't view the concept of being a girl as inherently ridiculous, mm?

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

It’s dumb ‘cause I’m a guy. Get it?

[thedangerstranger]

Well, I should think it remarkably 'dumb' to assume that just because you've been told that you're one thing that you should go the rest of your life approaching the idea of being something else with incredulity and disdain.

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

oh, silver,,,, such a pretty girl!

I’m not a girl! I’m not. That’d be… dumb.

[thedangerstranger]

Oh? Do elaborate.

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

On what?? I don’t have to explain anything to you.

[thedangerstranger]

I should hope you don't view the concept of being a girl as inherently ridiculous, mm?

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

oh, silver,,,, such a pretty girl!

I’m not a girl! I’m not. That’d be… dumb.

[thedangerstranger]

Oh? Do elaborate.

[chaos-cousins]

IM A MAN WHO OWNS AN APIARY

[chaos-cousins]

"Stop eating bees, ren" yeah well what if I want to. It doesnt hurt me and gives me an energy boost

[thedangerstranger]

there is something deeply wrong with you.

[chaos-cousins]

Fork found in kitchen you knew this about me the day we met

[thedangerstranger]

yeah but sometimes i need to remind myself because i live with people who, like. don't act on the things wrong with them

[chaos-cousins]

IM A MAN WHO OWNS AN APIARY

[chaos-cousins]

"Stop eating bees, ren" yeah well what if I want to. It doesnt hurt me and gives me an energy boost

[thedangerstranger]

there is something deeply wrong with you.

[chaos-cousins]

gang. Do we think mixing a little of all my poisons into one bottle and taking a sip would kill me

[thedangerstranger]

Do not.

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

Got the ingredients and made the… acid. No, the spaghetti.

Wei Ying, what are you doing?

Experimenting.

This is inadvisable.

You think? That’s why I do anything, Lan Zhan. Nothing in here is outright poisonous, as far as I’m aware, and even if it were, I’ve survived worse.

[thedangerstranger]

oh for fuck's sake...

[probuccalfat]

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

[chaos-cousins]

Oh arc. I think i fucked up bad .

[chaos-cousins]

I. I got engaged last night. Somehow.

[thedangerstranger]

what.

[chaos-cousins]

Good morning. I'm covered in glitter, somewhere i dont recognize, and now this lady is yelling at me

[thedangerstranger]

how do these things happen to you