A Deep Desire To Bite People

you could be a beautiful butch woman. it's possible.

A beautiful what? Either way, no thanks.

he doesn't even know about butches...

One of your closest friends?~ Careful, your Lan Wangji might get jealous-

Do you seriously think that man can get jealous over something like this?

You have no idea the sorts of things that can make someone jealous, do you?

You should contract lycanthropy!

HELL NO IM NOT BREAKING ALL MY BONES

do NOT

pkmn-team-snow

hey, are you on any medications that have side-effects like heat sensitivity?

What? No, they would have told me if

hang on a second. they would have told me. right?

speaking as a medic...

a lot of the time, doctors aren't as thorough when it comes to explaining side effects as they should be.

okay has anyone seen des. i feel like he's really good at vanishing.

blackwatercowboy

I think he climbed up on the roof, i saw him test the way his shoes had a grip on the wall earlier.

it's a solid brick wall. is he a fucking treecko? i can't see up there

oh sorry one sec

nice jump, btw

okay has anyone seen des. i feel like he's really good at vanishing.

roof.

Finished the curry!

@wolf-look-at-chicken I made you a seperate portion, too. Made it with love :)

YES THANK YOU

??????

I have been lacking spice for far too long.

Ah, a challenger to my throne of spice tolerance.

it's always fun whenever people from worlds without the variety in humans that we've got properly meet me for the first time and then have to confront that in my social circle i'm the boring one. you think the cat ears are noteworthy? i know a woman who can turn into a dragon.

blackwatercowboy

miss fluff, your... Souls in a stone are staring at me.

honestly i'm surprised they're not giving me much of a second look, i'm usually ghost-central.

family history, it's a whole thing.

Pelipper mail! Two gay Chinese sword wizards and one ambiguously gendered child. Wei Wuxian looks about the same if a bit tired, but Lan Wangji appears to be a little more guarded and fatigued than usual.

(@wolf-look-at-chicken)

hello hello! uhhhh why does the child look like it fell into a lake?

‘Cause HE THREW ME INTO THE LAKE OF RAGE

They needed some swimming-away-from-danger lessons.

well, if you need any refreshers,

#ooc #ask game #tw alcohol mention

🍸 : does your muse drink alcohol? if so, what kind and how often? if not, why?

(would like to know about all of the muses)

//Mx Danger and Wolfy both don't drink alcohol at all. the taste is awful, it doesn't even get them drunk, it's just not worth it at all.

Scarlet, on the other hand, is sometimes partial to it — mostly as a social activity. She's fond of red wines, generally.

Hoarfrost is in a similar boat to the danger strangers; her tolerance is ridiculously high and between the kid she has to take care of and the mental illnesses she just doesn't see it as even Remotely a good idea.

rpmemegraveyard

headcanons, volume one.

a series of randomly assorted headcanon questions for character development. feel free to adjust or expand on any questions when sending and specify muse if you're sending to a multi.

☕ : how does your muse take their coffee or tea? what does their average coffee shop order look like? 🌨️ : how does your muse react to snow? do they want to stay huddled up inside where it's warm, or do they want to go out and play in it? 💝 : what is your muse's love language? how do they usually convey it? ⚖️ : does your muse trust their own judgement? what kind of situations would cause them to freeze up with indecision? 🧺 : what life skill was the hardest for your muse to learn once they were out on their own? 🍸 : does your muse drink alcohol? if so, what kind and how often? if not, why? 💪 : describe your muse's body language, how do they tend to stand idly, what do they do when they're bored, etc. 🎨 : what is your muse's favorite art medium to use? what do they do with it? 🔋 : how does your muse like to recharge, physically, mentally or spiritually? 🐉 : if your muse could be any mythical or supernatural being, which do you think they would be and why? 👻 : if your muse could live the life of anyone else for a day, who would they choose? what would they hope to learn about this person? 🩰 : does your muse know how to dance? do they learn routines, or do they improvise? what styles of dance do they prefer? 💎 : if you could describe your muse as any gemstone or mineral, which would they be and why? 🧨 : does your muse have attention seeking tendencies? how far are they willing to go to get it? ⚽ : does your muse have any favorite sports? do they play any sports, or do they just spectate? 🐈 : is your muse conscious of online trends and memes? 🥀 : describe a time in your muse's life where they were dishonest, either with themselves, or others. 💸 : what is the most valuable thing your muse has ever broken? 💍 : does your muse carry any good luck charms or other memorable trinkets? what makes this item significant to them? 🤝 : what does loyalty mean to your muse? 🏹 : does your muse know how to use any weapons? which ones? what is the most unconventional item that your muse has ever armed themselves with? 🫗 : what would it take for your muse to lose their appetite? 🎁 : how does your muse respond when they don't like a gift they've received? 🌌 : would your muse rather explore outer space or the deep sea? why? would they be afraid of either or both of these places for any reason? 🎥 : does your muse know any movies or books by heart? which ones? why do they like them so much?

#ooc reblog #ask game

I wonder if there's a universe where narwhals are real

...dude.

narwhals are Entirely Mundane animals. you almost definitely have narwhals where you're from.

No theyre like unicorns

they're really not

I wonder if there's a universe where narwhals are real

...dude.

narwhals are Entirely Mundane animals. you almost definitely have narwhals where you're from.

I wonder if there's a universe where narwhals are real

...dude.

lightning round thoughts on each one of ur mutuals?

//can answer this ooc as well if u think that fluff wouldn’t be able to answer some of these in-character

AUGH FUCK I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MUTUALS I HAVE

des? des is like. more mutual per mutual. i think that c is the sort of person with a very rich inner life, he and a both give off this vibe like you're not sure if they hate you or not but then it turns out they're just the quiet sort. e seems like he'd be fun to talk with at parties. it's been nice to have someone like des who gets it, you know? the. childhood stuff.

maria. she's kind of like if a wet glameow only knew how to hiss and was brought indoors and given food and a comfortable bed.

ren. oh shit he was kinda quiet this past week, i hope he wasn't kidnapped. the bee ransom was very funny to see on my dash.

the cowboys... their world sounds kinda fucked.

mx danger and co! they kinda just exude chillness, makes me feel like i can trust them. wolfy surprises me at every turn, scarlet... makes me a lil jealous of mx danger but mostly i'm happy for the baddie they pulled yknow?

i'm sure i'm forgetting some, lol. if you want my thoughts on you, then yeah, leave a comment or reblog on this.

Hm… What about your thoughts on Lan Zhan?

Ah—?

Don’t worry, Lan Zhan, I’m not asking you to talk to anyone. Pff— Hahahaha! Really, I’m not! You don’t have to give me that look! Well, you don’t have to stop looking at me full stop—

i think that you and lan wangji need to take silver to pride. see if you can strike up a conversation with a cute girl wearing a pink, baby blue, and white striped flag, and also cat ears. there should be plenty of them around.

...Oddly specific, but noted!

it really isn't, actually

man Silver is so good at being kbitty, they are winning at cats!

Pelipper mail! Cat treats for human consumption!

Why are you saying things like that. It sounds stupid. Stop annoying me. Ugh. And what kind of loser eats snacks in the shape of catmon treats?