Uh...

I like to write about things. I like old stuff. I dislike vagueness.

[wolffdowntheworld]

"I've been told I have a marvelously symmetrical sphincter," Mr. Marshall told his doctor as he crouched on all fours on the table. His rotund hind quarters were plucked clean from hair, immaculately well-groomed for a man of his age.

Dr. Day adjusted his mask and set his tools down on the tray.

"Mr. Marshall," he began, in that grave tone doctors take on when something's terribly wrong.

"Don't hold back on my account," Mr. Marshall said, wiggling his hips. "I've heard it all, hemroids to colon cancer. When one gets to be my age, illnesses are like stamps, we collect them all!"

Dr. Day did not laugh at this. He did not smile either. He probably frowned, but it was hard to tell what was going on behind the thin, blue surgical mask.

"Mr. Marshal," he said again, "this is a dentist's office."

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[wolffdowntheworld]

Anything worth doing requires thought and effort. The more people try to automate their lives, the less they care about living.

[wolffdowntheworld]

Just a reminder that ICE is an unrestrained militia of racist bigots who violate the law and the US constitution to enact racial agendas that harm local communities and civilians.

If you support what ICE is doing, you too are a racist piece of shit.

Have a nice day ♡

[wolffdowntheworld]

"Oopsie poopsie" should be brought back to the professional sphere.

[wolffdowntheworld]

I care more about the lives and wellbeing of people I care about, than my own moral corruption.

The world shouldn't have to work that way. People shouldn't have to die for change. That's the way it works though: sad, dirty, and violent.

[tall]

[wolffdowntheworld]

Got a busy day planned

[wolffdowntheworld]

Are you really enjoying music if it isn't analog?

[wolffdowntheworld]

Please rate the opening line to my novel:

The foul feeling settled into me, like I was a man pregnant with discord, carrying a rotund and disconcerting mass that made my colon quiver in fear.

[wolffdowntheworld]

These old drawings from the 1800s were so bland, boring, lifeless, and colorless, so i applied all of my knowledge and expertise to update the artwork to a more modern scientific standard.

[wolffdowntheworld]

I've never seen star treck, but saying "Live Long and Prosper," seems like such a polite way to end all phone conversations. Before we hang up, we just say "goodbye." It's anticlimactic, and doesn't put a neat little bow on the conversation like a closure after written correspondence does. "Talk to you later, sincerely [name]," Just sounds weird, sounds robotic. We should close with a neat little saying like, "Live Long and Prosper."

If the conversation is a bad one, consider saying, "Die Quickly and Burn in Hell," as an alternative.

[wolffdowntheworld]

We spend our whole lives waiting for the right moment to die. Everything we do is a step in the process of death. Each choice, each event, all a chain of finite links that will dangle down into our graves. We hope the wind will rattle our chains when we can no longer grasp them. Instead, most of us are destined to oblivion. There's a quiet peacefulness in oblivion, fading from the world, fading from every waking memory, until the universe itself forgets the very carbon in your brain.

You don't have to leave a mark or make a splash. It'll all be quiet soon. Make your bed, and sleep.

[wolffdowntheworld]

Dentist to the assistant: it would be easier to reach the teeth if we just cut the lips off.

Me with their hands in my mouth: NnNNRRHHAAARRG!!!

[wolffdowntheworld]

Rich people like to talk about hard work. However, you really only need three things to get ahead in the world.

1. Money

2. Charisma

3. A flexible moral compass

[wolffdowntheworld]

Hot take: Flat Earther's don't exist. They're all just faking it because they are performative attention seeking weirdos. They don't actually exist, every single one of them is pretending!

[depsidase]

[wolffdowntheworld]

Makes me want to go break some windows

[thegingerpowers]

[wolffdowntheworld]

This is why it takes me so long to get stuff done at work. My job is technical, and requires keeping track of parts and tools. I do not do a good job keeping track of parts and tools. Maybe a ghost took that thing I just put down. Gnomes? Faries? If i were truly this helpless in my spatial memory, I wouldn't still be alive.

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[wolffdowntheworld]

Maybe not just autism but anyone with high anxiety and ADHD, I like having my life follow a predictable script, and last-minute changes are highly uncomfortable for most people. I feel it's a common coping habit for people to have "plan A," and "plan B," and so forth. I find it more of a stress-management method, and my diagnoses are just anxiety and ADHD.

Sometimes the plans don't work out, leaving options exhausted. That is very frustrating, and the fallback is usually "Just do nothing." Not every situation CAN have plans. So if chipotle somehow stops serving the one thing I've eaten there for the last 15 years straight, I'll just never go back. Boom: stress = managed.