[segamascott]

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[madragingven]

finally just about finished with our caterpillar bead curtain :3

[dave-matthews-band]

ohhhh yeah it's a pretty big hit with the resident caterpillars

[bunniope]

sucking on her boobs in a manner which is delightful

[kristina100000]

my daughters ILoveCheesecake and ILoveTiramisu will need to take some time with the dessert menu, if you dont mind. and i will take *applies hand cream* a shot of Jameson and a caprese sandwich.. i like it very hot i love when the cheese melts and its so yummy yum *opens my margaritifera shell purse to put the hand cream back in* thank you honey pie take your time.

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[aokozaki]

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

[toyota-supra]

good luck! good luck!

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[hbmmaster]

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now

[theropodfan-deactivated20241023]

[luwha]

[evergreen-femme]

[ultimomizu]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[spiderbasil]

settings

> my oyster

> configure my oyster

> release my pearl

[ruinedchildhood]

Oh to be a cat sleeping on a giant Snorlax plushie

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything