“I’ll buy you coffee if you hold my hand for five minutes.”
“Please just pretend you know me.”
“I thought you’d never show up!”
“One date to meet the family. Would you really say no to free food?”
“You only have to wear the ring until they notice.”
“What’s the harm if we’re never going to see each other again?”
“But I don’t even know your name!”
“I’m not sure we can pull this off.”
“They’re going to be furious if they find out.”
“I get to have a sexy partner for a day, and you get to have a story to tell your grandchildren.”
“Just kiss me and act like you do it every day.”
“If you keep staring at me like that, everyone’s going to see right through us.”
“Well, darling? Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends?”
“I know we’re strangers, but can you at least hug me back?”
“I’ll do all the talking, you just stand there and look pretty.”
“I can’t do this! I’m the worst liar ever!”
“I’ll do it, but only if we get to go on a real date later.”
“Look, I only hacked into your account to change your relationship status.”
“You look terrified. Please smile before someone thinks I threatened you.”
“This is temporary, I promise!”
“This is only temporary, right?”
“So how long do you need me to be your secret spouse?”
“I think you’re mistaking me for someone charming.”
“Of all the people here, why me?”
“Don’t flatter yourself, you just happened to be closest.”
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