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This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

aueua

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

#my mom was an addict and my siblings are all a good bit older so it created a weird dynamic for a long time #like teenagers forced to grow up and take care of a small child #my brother was basically the fun uncle #and my sister was more of my mom than my actual one was at the time #and my other sister and I were very strained because she didn’t want the responsibility of me and we only now get along as adults #but they all moved out when I was a teenager and left me with my parents and I resented them for awhile because of it #but I can’t blame them either #we’re all great friends now but we all live far apart #the distant helps but also hinders idk #I love them but I wish they could have been my actual siblings when we were still young #moms clean too so alls well that ends well

jomeimei421

logical fallacies

innerchildabortionclinic

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

innerchildabortionclinic

Need to wear a shirt that says this

mosslingg

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

thestrawberrydreams

Inclusive language is for everyone!!

derinthescarletpescatarian

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

korben600

Also, “partner” is just a good word? It implies an equal relationship where both of your work together in pursuit of something, whether that be life goals or just having fun together.

It’s a good word. People should use it more.

transgender-rex

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I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

thebonewitch

At the end of the day, my thoughts on job hunting are that it's incredibly stupid how every fiber of our current socioeconomic structure is screaming that you MUST have a job and nothing else matters because you MUST be working and that's the only thing of true importance so never forget that you MUST have a job, and I'm like damn okay so I'd like a job, can I have one? And the answer is No

#got to the point of just saying fuck it #we live on one income and I’ll be a liberal trad wife

mossy-cobble

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

mossy-cobble

i'll always be here

arahir

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.