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i honestly have no idea why anyone would ever want to be a famous celebrity or an “““influencer””” for a career in today's world because i, speaking as the dumbest person i know, would not be able to handle seeing all my half-brained decisions put out on display to the entire world. like i would not be able to read a tmz article about me being in the grocery store for three hours and leaving with nothing but cranberry juice and paper towels. or the time i ran straight through a roundabout because i thought it was a speed bump….and stan people on twitter would be dissecting my every move like “this must be an outward manifestation of inner turmoil from a complex mind” like no!!! i’m dumb!!! none of this goes any deeper than me just being my normal dumb self!! anyway what a nightmare

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coolthingoftheday

“Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”

ladysparklefists

idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like

no = “No,” she said.

no. = "No,” she said sharply.

No = “No,” she stated firmly.

No. = “No,” she snapped.

NO = “No!” she shouted.

noooooo = “No,” she moaned.

no~ = “No,” she said with a drawn-out sing-song.

~no~ = “No,” she drawled sarcastically.

NOOOOO = “No!” she screamed dramatically.

no?! = “No,” she said incredulously.

allthingslinguistic

I’ve been calling this “typographical nuance” and I have a few more to add:

*no* = “No,” she said emphatically.

*nopes on out of here* = “No,” she said of herself in the third person, with a touch of humorous emphasis.

~*~noooo~*~ = “No,” she moaned in stylized pseudo-desperation.

#no = “No,” she added as a side comment.

“no” = “No,” she scare-quoted.

wtf are you kidding no = “No,” she said flatly. “And I can’t believe I have to say this.”

no no No No NO NO NO NO = "No,” she repeated over and over again, growing louder and more emphatic.

nooOOOO = “No,” she said, starting out quietly and turning into a scream.

*no = “Oops, I meant ‘no,’” she corrected, “Sorry for the typo in my previous message.”

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I cannot express how strongly I absolutely love language and writing and communication but if anyone asks why I will be showing them this post from now on

stevetomjohn

this is great, but I got to “no no No No NO NO NO NO” and immediately started singing “mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go”

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no no no nO (no no no)= “No,” she said, sticking to the status quo

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I used to have nothing. And then I got this. This job… This family. And I was better because of it. And even though they’re gone, I’m still trying to be better.

Natasha Romanoff in The Infinity Saga (2008-2019)

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I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

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for every note, I will tell my dog I love her

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mooglemain

GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

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It took me5 minutes to reblog this because I was laughing so hard

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FREE HIM !!!

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23 Two Sentence Horror Stories That Will Scare The Hell Out Of You

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Just be amazed.

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jaxblade CHECK THIS OUT !!!

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Man: I love horror flicks

14 year old girl on Tumblr, feminist and self-proclaimed expert on all men: Girls, you should stay away from this one. Men like this have sociopathic and violent tendencies. If you let them, they will abuse you until you have a near death experience and they will do it over again. They have no empathy nor feelings. They’re always the ones who treat women like crap. I’m warning you. Stay away.