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Keeping under control
Took me about 3 day to finish.
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@sweetdearcreation
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
Since the tallest are the same age as zim, how about some hcs for them all having a rivalry for someines love 😏
Oh my god! The amount of chaos would be absolutely hilarious!
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Malleus, Kalim, Azul, and Leona reacting to someone trying to assassinate their darling (likely to get back at the boy due to their actions/reputations/etc, you get my drift)? Thanks! I hope you’re doing well in this trying time, I’m sending you all my love and support 🥺❤️💞
warnings: mentions of death / violence
malleus draconia
he knows very well that he has many people who want him gone- be it because he scares them, or because they covet his power. however, he never worried over this: he could protect himself against any stupid creature that dared cross him
however... he never thought something like this could happen- his darling being targeted. he was strong and powerful, but his darling is human. how dare they? he'll protect his darling no matter what; what idiot bastard thought he'd let any harm befall his beloved?!
he can't believe something like this is happening. if someone has something against him, they should challenge him- not be cowards and target his human lover. he'll be so enraged, it'll take both lilia and his darling to stop him from burning every person he even vaguely suspects to a crisp.
he's seething in anger- whoever it was that tried to hurt his darling will regret it. malleus will find them: but that isn't the most important part for him. sure, he's so mad he could probably set the whole land ablaze, but his main priority is comforting his darling now.
he'll hold his darling. they almost died- because of him, because of who he is. he'll apologize a thousand times, even shed a tear. he almost lost them. he'll even say he understands if his darling wishes to not associate with him anymore after this; his guilt is immesurable. how could he allow such a thing to happen to someone as innocent and precious as his darling? whoever it was that tried to hurt them, he'll make their life hell.
kalim al-asim
he kind of wishes he didn't know how many people wanted his head on a platter- or as a bragaining chip. then money his family has attracts danger, which is why he's been closely guarded since childhood, and he's no stranger for others getting hurt in his stead
he feels guilty each time jamil gets hurt because of him- but when his darling gets targeted...? he can barely comprehend what happened- their food was poisoned they nearly died they nearly died because of him it'shisfaultteygothurt-
he'll cry. he'll cry a LOT. poison, poison, it's always poison, isn't it? his darling is lucky they received an antidote and medicine almost immediately, but kalim knows that can't erase the fact they got poisoned. how much did they hurt? how scared were they? he'll cry and cry as he holds his darling, even if they assure him they're ok now
kalim isn't a vindicative person. rather than hunt down whoever did this, he'll try to prevent it from happening again. if his darling is comfortable, he'll ask his parents to send a servant-guard for them. he'll try every way he can to make his darling feel comfortable and safe; after all, it's because they're him that they got targeted...
although he isn't trying to search for whoever did it (he's much more busy being by his darling's side and worrying, trying his best to help nurse them back to health and finding ways to protect them but not invade their personal life too much), the al-asim family will absolutely track down the criminal.
if someone managed to slip into nrc and past jamil's watchful eye to poison kalim's darling, then kalim could potentially be targeted too, so security would be tightened and the culprit would be punished by the family, all while kalim comforts his darling
azul ashengrotto
perhaps he took a bit too much of a risky business move, making a contract with the wrong person or pulling up the wrong loophole- azul makes people mad constantly. it's just another fact of life, nothinh to stress over: he does have the leech twins to protect him, so it's fine, right?
so when he narrowly avoids his darling being killled by what seemed to be a hired killer, his mind is both drawing a blank and entering a panic mode at once. how- why- who? he'll immediately get the eels to escort him and his shaken darling back to the safety of the dorm
before his darling can even process what happened, azul is already shaking and clinging to them. he's apologizing, crying, holding them close. he failed them, he failed to be a good boyfriend, didn't he...? he's trying very hard to pull himself together, because logically, his darling should be the one being comforted- but... he's in about as much distress as they are.
whoever the hell dared try to do this will pay in every way possible. azul will track them down- he can and he will as fast as he can. he cannot even pretend to be calm and cool about the situation; he's so angry and distressed it's paplable.
whoever thought it'd be a good idea to target the octopus' lover will regret the day they even had the idea to do so. they'll be stripped of all their magic and possessions, then tossed to floyd and jade- azul won't hold back. his darling is the best thing to happen to him- he cannot forgive someone who tries to hurt them.
leona kingscholar
the afterglow savannah royal family was pretty well liked, so they didn't have to worry too much over security when going out- leona however... he had a knack for pissing people off, and being generally unpleasant. sure, he was rarely confronted due to most being scared of his anger- and when he was confronted, he could win quite easily, but his reputation was not amazing amongst certain circles
he'll spew every curse he knows when he finds someone trying to break into his darling's dorm room with a very poorly concealed dagger in their possition. what is this?! have people truly swooped so low they're trying to kill his lover in their sleep?!
the assassin is turned to sand with leona's unique magic before they can even react; leona pounces immediately, the assassin dissolving under his touch as he roars. his darling is sure to wake up- leona had just meant to crash in their room because he'd woken up and missed them, but somehow he'd ended up saving them...
he's incredibly angry. so he's a worthless second prince not fit for the crown, but worth sending assassins over for?! does he just get all the bad parts of being a royal?! he'll try to sugarcoat the event to his darling- no, don't worry, the guy at the door who leona just turned to sand was just... was just... well, there's not much he can say: he'll just avoid the topic and drag his darling to sleep, although the lion won't be able to rest all night
he'll show up to crowley's office to yell at the old crow. does nrc have no security spells or something?! how can an assassin just get in so willy nilly, huh? he'll rub in the fact a student could have died- not just any student, but his lover, the second prince of afterglow savannah's partner; how can something like that happen, huh?!
and whoever it was that tried to target his darling, even turned to sand, remains in leona's thoughts. he'll fucking catch whoever sent the assassin- he'll show that he won't tolerate anyone messing with his pride, much less his beloved
Drunk drabble
Slowly trailing through the labyrinth of hallways in Diavolo’s palace, MC, Diavolo and the brothers made their way to their respective rooms. The night had been filled with drinking to celebrate - well - nothing really, the creation of alcohol perhaps?
Regardless, as the night only grew darker, it was decided it was probably best to head up to bed.
“My feet are absolutely killing me.” MC whined drunkenly as she struggled to walk down the hall.
“I’m not surprised!” Lucifer spoke dramatically, “did you not see how long you were dancing for?!”
“There wasn’t even any music.” Satan chuckled as he held his head.
Everyone was still tipsy to say the least. Belphie had already passed out on the rug in the lounge, Levi had run off after hearing an exclusive Ruri-Chan figurine had been released and Beel disappeared about an hour earlier (probably looking for the kitchen).
“Hey MC why don’t ya come and stay with me tonight?” Mammon slurred. “I’ll let ya be the little spoon?”
“Is your room further away than mine?” MC raised an eyebrow.
“Yeah it’s down the sou—“
“Then no.” MC stated, “if I have to walk much further I think my feet will fall off.”
Suddenly piping up, Diavolo seemed to appear out of nowhere. “My human exchange student is hurt?!” He questioned, placing his hands on his hips, “fear not! For Lord Diavolo is here to save the day!” He spoke triumphantly.
Before MC could react, he whisked her up in his arms, carrying her bridal style. “Eep!” She squeaked while grinning.
“Come, My Lady!” He smiled before practically sprinting down the hallway with MC in his arms giggling. “To your chamber!” His voice called from the distance as they both disappeared round a corner.
“Oi! Where d’ya think ya goin’ with my human?!” Mammon shouted before tripping over his own feet.
“She won’t let me carry her like that.” Lucifer muttered in a salty tone.
“Somebody’s blushing!” Asmo sang from the floor before Satan tripped over him too.
mer AU dumpp
*MC and the brothers talking*
Asmo: so MC, who’s the guy you like? *wriggles eyebrow*
MC *pondering*: someone with beautiful shoulders
Beel *thinking*: me?
MC: he’s really kind, caring and intellectual
Satan *thinking*: oh?
MC: with beautiful silky hair
Asmo *thinking*: me then!
MC: he’s really respected at RAD
Lucifer *thinking*: obviously it’s me
MC: he’s really head strong and set in his ways
Belphie *thinking*: that’s exactly what I am
MC: he’s actually very talented and often misjudged
Levi *thinking*: could it be?
MC: and his eyes...so blue
Mammon *thinking*: IT’S ME
MC *dreamily*: Simeon is just the most mesmerising being I’ve ever met
Brothers: *collective dissapointed*
Mammon: Lay off! Why do you even care about my debt?! You're just a dumb human!
MC: Oh, shut your beautiful mouth, Mammon! I care about you! I love you! I want to go on huge romantic dates with you! I want to marry you! I want to have a kid with you! One that can beat you at gambling! I want to spend the rest of my life with you! And I can't do that with the love of my life in mountains of debt! Or indebted to abunch of witches, and were dealing with them next! So put on your big boy briches and DEAL WITH IT!
Mammon:
MC: *does something stupid*
Lucifer: you’re stupidly adorable and I love you
Meanwhile
Mammon: *does something stupid*
Lucifer: what the fuck Mammon! You little bitch never do that again and never come near me ever again
Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…
Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!
Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours
How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?
- Mod Naga
werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK
@thevulkskimanor
headcanon for the brothers reacting to MC talking in their sleep while having a wet dream
Yummy-- I'm gonna write this with MC being in their beds at the time of the crime.
NSFW MC Having a "Wet Dream" in the Beds of the Demon Brothers
Lucifer-
It's a rare occasion for him to have MC all to himself in his bed so normally he'd take full advantage and ravish them
But he'd been doing paperwork for Diavolo all day, he was frustrated and not in the mood to do anything but sleep
He had MC in his arms, on their sides, as he slept, comforted by the scent of their hair
Diligent even in sleep, he was woken by MC's voice whimpering, "Luci...", their face was scrunched
Lucifer realizes quickly that they're dreaming, kisses their forehead and returns to drifting off before he feels them grind against his thigh, accompanied by their breath being labored and them repeating "please"
Not wanting to embarrass them or leave them neglected, he uses a hand to relieve them while they sleep
Cleans his hand with a wipe from his bedside table afterwards and falls asleep
Mammon-
There was no night that Mammon had with MC where he wasn't desperate to sleep with them
It was because of a disagreement over who would be on top that they just decided it would be better to just sleep
Naked bodies pressed together, Mammon hadn't been able to sleep because he couldn't calm himself down
When he heard MC moan softly in their sleep he tensed up thinking he'd woken them
Relaxes only to freak out when he realized they were having a wet dream
He can hear them faintly mumbling the kinds of things they'd say to him in dirty talk
He's not sure what to do but now he and MC are horny and naked
In the end, he just humps them until they've both orgasmed and passes out
Leviathan-
He'd had MC in his lap while gaming, they'd fallen asleep already so he was trying to be quiet but when he got killed in his game, he forgot and yelled something at the screen
When he heard MC mumble "Baby..." he thought they were scolding him for waking them and apologized only to see them still asleep
Regardless, he turned off the game and was petting MC's leg when they said "Don't tease..."
He doesn't know what to do at all, too afraid to wake them up and doesn't want to push their boundaries
Carries them to his bathtub bed and falls asleep uncomfortably turned on with MC moaning and grinding on him
Satan-
He was staying up to read in his armchair while MC had fallen asleep in his bed, he saw them start to move around a bit and wondered if they were dreaming and walked over to watch them
He was startled when they said, "Satan, that hurts..." but assumed they were having a nightmare
He reached out to wake them but stopped when he saw how red and warm their body was, he pulled back the covers and saw them writhe
Realizing they were dreaming naughty things about him, he leaned over them, and pinched their cheek to wake them
Now that they were awake, he invited them to sit on his lap and tell him about their dream
He'll insist on details and only pleasure them properly when they answer his questions well
Asmodeus-
He awakes from his beauty sleep to the calling of his inner sin, he can feel MC lusting for him
Since he knows they're needy, he wants to toy with them more than anything else
He starts to pick up on them whining his name and then a quiet "fuck me~", he has to hold himself back from giggling
After preparing their body and removing their pajama bottoms, he enters them and pulls their body on top of his
Being the avatar of lust, he's able to do most sexual acts with ease, so after entering them and filling them, he goes back to sleep content
It's only in the morning that he'll give them relief
Beelzebub-
He figures out quickly that they're having a wet dream from how they're panting and moaning, he'd not fallen asleep completely yet
Worried they'll wake Belphie, he has to cover their mouth which makes him feel horrible
He doesn't want to wake them up because he knew they struggled to get enough sleep but he needed them quiet
Despite that he didn't want to do anything they might not want while they slept, he knew the best way to quiet them was to help them orgasm
Used his mouth to bring them to climax before cuddling them to sleep
Belphegor-
He'd slept the entire day, he couldn't sleep now that it was night
Actually he'd already been considering touching MC's sex to entertain himself but when they started to say his name and twitch a little, he felt he had to
He teases their chest, sucks hickeys on their neck and pushes a pillow between their thighs so they have something nice to thrust against
More than a little pleased by watching them and hearing them so needy
Afterwards, he jerks himself off since he'd gotten worked up by playing with them
Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*
Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.
Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?
Lucifer: No.
Satan: Can I put MC in the box?
Lucifer: *sigh* No.
All the brothers and MC: ...
Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-
Lucifer: NO!
*MC at church in the human realm*
Priest: and you can see in this depiction of Satan, the wrath that embodies him *holds up painting*
Everyone: *gasps in horror*
MC: what?! That looks nothing like him - Satan’s cute! Believe me, I’ve met him
Everyone: *gasps even louder*
Priest: *faints*
MC:...oops
MC: Hey, does anyone know where my tray of brownies is?
Mammon: Where do ya think?
Satan: My guess would be Beel.
Beel: I'm sorry MC, I was hungry...
MC: Lucifer! This is an emergency!!
Lucifer: We can make another batch for you MC, calm down. You know Beel.
MC: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THOSE WERE POT BROWNIES!
Asmo: We can get more of that too MC, and still just make another batch.
Belphie: No, MC is right. This IS an emergency!
*The brothers all look at Belphie confused*
Lucifer: Don't be so dramatic you two.
MC: YOU REALLY REEEEEAAALLY DON'T GET IT!!
Belphie: FOUR WORDS GUYS.
Belphie and MC: BEEL - WITH - THE - MUNCHIES!
Levi: Beel always has the munchies.
MC: EXACTLY!!
Asmo: I just don't see what you're so worried about.
*Five minutes later*
*Mammon is screaming from the top of a bookshelf and throwing things. Asmo is crying. Satan is unconscious. Lucifer is trying to pry Beel off of Levi, who's head is in Beel's Mouth. Half of the table is missing. The drapes are on fire. There is shattered glass everywhere.*
Belphie:...
MC:...
Belphie: Yeah this looks about right.
*MC getting ready for a date*
Mammon: pfft who’s the idiot you’re takin’ out then? Bet he’s just some moron from class
MC *chuckling*: Mammon, stop it.
Lucifer: Yes Mammon, listen to MC. It’s obviously a lesser demon *smirks*
MC: not you too!
Satan: oh come on MC, you know you deserve better right?
MC: you haven’t even met him!
Levi *scowling*: we don’t need to
Belphie: we already know you can do so much better
Asmo and Beel: *nodding in agreement*
*knock at the door*
MC: that will be him *walks across room*
Mammon: come on then, let’s see the idiot who thinks he’s good enough to take our MC out! *laughs*
MC: *opens door*
Diavolo *smirking*: Well hello, my dear.
All 7 brothers: *jaws drop*
MC *smugly*: don’t wait up for me boys!
*MC and Diavolo walk off with his hand on her waist as he kisses her cheek*
All 7 brothers: *still completely speechless*
MC: *drops something* Oh shit.
Simeon: *gasps* MC I should spank your behind for saying that word
MC: Oh my god, can you?! Please?!
Simeon:
