Okok so, how about a mc whos like, crackhead. Snorting, wheezing, setting things on fire, or like, touching them with the baby hands. Idk, just being crazy, but in a good way. Like hiding little babies or randomly screaming. Sorry this is my first ask so euheuuehhue
Okay, damn get them in an asylum ASAP. Acting more demonic than the actual demons. (Also, you didn’t specify which characters you wanted me to do, so I just did all the brothers if that’s okay.)
Does not appreciate you setting things on fire
Just because you’re in actual hell doesn’t mean everything has to be on fire, MC
Also pesters you for hiding babies because Diavolo doesn’t approve
Was worried at first about all the wheezing and snorting being a sort of illness, but gets used to it after a while
You’re like the opposite of what he needs right now, causing so much chaos while he’s trying to keep some form of order.
Please don’t touch him with the baby hands. You will lose them.
I can’t decide between you causing him to loosen up a bit or have to keep an even tighter hold on a set of rules.
If you want to randomly scream, do it away from him because he will freak out
Was already planning to set things on fire for insurance, then you beat him to it.
Hiding babies? He’s got a bit of a moral compass when it comes to that sort of thing, but you’re already doing it so why not get money for returning them?
Please don’t randomly scream. His human could’ve been in danger and just why would you do that to his poor heart
He’s already touching things with his hands to try to swipe it, so he doesn’t really mind that you’re doing it too (unless you get more than him)
Still worried about the wheezing being a sickness because he knows that humans are fragile and he doesn’t want them dead
Overall, stop making him worry about his human (not that he’ll ever admit it)
Thought the human Mammon brought home was faulty
Do nOt ToUcH tHE ruRIcHaN figUrEs
He doesn’t like fire either
Stop hiding the babies in his room, please. He’s trying to focus on his games and he can’t do that if there’s childish screaming coming from under his bed
Same rules apply for you randomly screaming
The boi just wants to be left alone to his anime
You being crazy is like a double-edged sword for him
On one hand, seeing you commit arson with Lucifer frantically trying to extinguish everything puts a smile on his face
On the other hand, your shenanigans could disrupt his reading
Hiding little babies is a bit weird for him, as he doesn’t really appreciate sitting on the couch to read only to find their neighbour’s child is underneath said couch and keeps interrupting him by screaming while he can’t identify where it’s coming from
Satan wasn’t too worried about the wheezing, as he knew that sometimes humans just did that
Trust me, you don’t want to
Your screaming has, more than once, made him mess up his makeup. He was not amused.
Tries to use make you look like a homeless person cuz you already act the part and he’ll have someone record him giving you food out on the streets to gain popularity.
Whether that bothers you or not is debatable
The hiding babies thing is a weird situation for him
Because on one hand, he hates how he finds small children lying around and them screaming also makes him mess up his makeup
But on the other hand, he loves finding them so he can dress them up in all sorts of cute little outfits and posting them on Devil gram
DO NOT SET HIS ROOM ON FIRE
OR HIS BATHROOM FOR THAT MATTER
Keeps giving you all sorts of ointments that are supposed to help with wheezing, though you probably don’t use them anyway.
Always worried when you scream randomly because he knows humans are fragile, and will come running to see what the hell is happening only to find you happily humming on the ground
Keeps freaking out every time he finds babies and will beg you not to
He’s worried he’ll eat one of them thinking they’re a dumpling and he really doesn’t want that on his conscience
Really worried about people getting hurt, so plz don’t set stuff on fire
Keeps giving you food he thinks will get rid of your wheezing and snorting.
Doesn’t mind you touching things with the baby hands, though if they’re not your baby hands he’s got a problem
Stop giving him heart attacks, MC
Loves how your chaos upsets Lucifer
Will sometimes set things on fire with you if he’s not too tired
Hides babies with you because he likes freaking his brothers out
Once taped a baby to the underside of Lucifer’s chair and laughed the entire time Lucifer spent looking for the source of crying while trying to do his paperwork
Sleeps right through your random screams
Is a bit worried about the snorting and wheezing, but got used to it after a while
You guys are partners in crime now
Hope this was decent! I had no idea what to do so I was just making it up as I went along 😅
