you dont undertand

you had to be there

[tswift]

request for you to not be a bitch

request denied

[fleetwoodmac-sex-pants]

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[ambris]

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that

[ljza]

friends forever

[synthient]

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like "woahhh. A cat....that's sad. That's deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this"

So the producer assigned to the project was like "okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I'm thinking a cast of about 5 and--"

And ALW was like "no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I've taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this"

And the producer was like "wh-- you-- wh-- do you even have. a plot"

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said "the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)"

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

[castielcampbell]

[halorvic]

Omg why is ur art so fucking adorable

Fixed (?)

[sheepyyixing]

Me and my friends when someone tries to take our picture

[somecutething]

[adhd-me]

I love this so much

[ice-block]

Uh oh, my WiFi’s down!

I’m now in

The gradient zone

[nene-kamishiro]

Gradient zone aesthetic:

[bio-child]

Mt. Rainier

[theweirdwideweb]

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

y'all act like you’ve never read a post about cum before

[acoolguy]

i haven’t i hope i never do

[hotvampireadjacent]

I hate to tell you this…but you’re in a post about cum right now.

[acoolguy]

[somecutething]

Orange ball!! ORANGE BALL!!

[congalineofdurin]

Hi the way people raise boy and girl children differently is DISGUSTING, I just learned that my mtf friend has never been bought a stuffed animal ONCE in her entire life???? this princess has NEVER had a teddy bear in her bed???

Long story short it is 9pm and I am furiously driving to fucking Target bc the first store didnt have any that were good enough I am

SO MAD RN

[congalineofdurin]

she’s letting me take her to build a bear and I am so excited

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a damn excellent post

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[hoekage-deactivated20141204]

college???????? living on my own????????? paying taxes??????

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[offical-potato]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]