9th grade year for Halloween I spent $100 of allowance money for a completely authentic Lt. Commander Data costume, and before school even started I got confronted in the hallway by the captain of the football team and a guy in the JV team. They slapped my books out my hands and were like, "WHAT'S UP, LORE?" and I was like, "No, I'm Mr. Data," and they were all, "SHUT UP, LORE," and I screamed, "I'M MR. DATA, AND I CAN'T FEEL PAIN." So that's when the JV guy said, "Should I give him a wedgie, Captain?" and the football captain said, "Make it so," which probably hurt the most, because Captain Picard would never advocate senseless violence like that. Thank Gaia Earth Mother that I didn't splurge the extra $50 on an emotions chip.