surge rates, fucko!

"You are scoring a murder mystery, not DJing a hobbit’s wedding.” • betsy. queer. 30’s. writer. she/her. •

[pinesands]

[nohoperadio]

I clicked on this forest wildlife live stream on youtube, and as the stream opened there were like two dozen birds on the ground feeding, which all happened to get startled and scatter in unison the very moment it started playing for me, and it very immersively simulated the physical experience of suddenly happening upon those birds while walking in a forest clearing

[tebaude]

don't know why the algo gave me this but i am very happy because i just opened the link and saw a fox AND a badger in the same minute. they are both still hanging out together in the night (forest is in denmark and that's +1h from where i am)

[nohoperadio]

quick everyone look @ the badgers

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[wombat-shaped]

My new business bank thing says to pay taxes quarterly, and yes that kind of makes sense, because it's a business and that's how this shit works.

But it also says that I owe $3.93 in taxes for this quarter...

That's such a stupidly small amount??? I'm so fucking flummoxed. What the actual fuck am I supposed to do with that? I paid more for an iced coffee last month. It's such a small amount, am I really supposed to pay that? Is there an amount you're supposed to be at to start paying quarterly??

[dogpuppy]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[wombat-shaped]

God, I'm kind of weirdly invested in the results of my local election for supervisor. A new guy is running against the incumbent and while he is a very boring white guy, he is vaguely democrat leaning (that's as good as we can get up here), and I just kind of loathe the other guy.

Incumbant just gives me the ick — his website had a whole massive section on his hiking and rock climbing, presumably as a metaphor for doing hard things and getting shit done, but it felt like he wanted to just talk about his hobby? Also he mentioned charlie kirk on his website too ("I was so surprised by the polarizing effects of his assassination and we need to come together and be good people." blah blah blah), and it was non-committal on the surface, but felt dog-whistley to me. Why mention the asshat at all, if not to signal that you are a republican? (which is not on the official ballot, because they're just county supervisors, but come on). Icky republican short weirdo (not a short king, but def gives off "I'm deeply insecure about my height and it's going to be your problem" vibes).

BUT THE RESULTS ARE SO CLOSE AND IT'S KILLING ME. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET THE DEMOCRAT WIN. He's leading at 50.43% — 1,463 votes, including mine! — right now, but there's still votes to be counted. The republican has 1,438, (49.57%).

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[importantcatpics]

[spindalike]

[DUMPLINGS: STIMBOARD]

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[aroedmundpevensie]

there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects

[stitchposts]

[stevienick]

HEART OF GLASS — Blondie

[urboymutual]

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

[wombat-shaped]

Jesus Christ. The tumblr app is now showing people’s comments on posts and it feels so weird. I accidentally like something but then realize it’s only being shown to be me because one of my mutuals commented on it — it feels like butting into private conversations. Come on tumblr, that’s a dumb update.

[wombat-shaped]

I’m really depressed but I’m loving this fake Alolan Raichu card I bought. It’s so derpy.

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish