**Wombat Noise!!**

I love reading and books of all kinds. Oh and tattoos and music and I am studying creative writing. I love my typewriter.

[mishasminions]

ALWAYS A MOOD

[coral]

“Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ‘97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they’ve faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.”

— Mary Schmich (via coral)

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[shoomlah]

MerMay times eight: The Drag Daughters of Triton, JUST under the wire in time for DragCon. I’ll have a table at #D-15 this weekend, see y’all there!

[intp-wow]

4 Fun Things About Me That Are Contrary To My Type

INTJ:

1. I’ve had many different types of jobs, I switch frequently to keep things interesting.

2. I have strong religious beliefs.

3. I’m artsy. I like singing and songwriting, painting, photography, etc.

4. I enjoy having a wide circle of friends.

*tag and reblog with your own*

[diary-of-an-intj]

@theintjpost

INTJ:

1. I like to make people laugh.

2. I enjoy being on stage as a musican. (AKA: center of attention.)

3. I take pleasure in the whimsical and paradoxical.

4. I don’t hate the color pink.

[entpshit]

ENTP:

 1. I can’t make time machines from scratch.

 2. I’m nervous and awkward when I talk to cashiers.

 3. I’m not always evil.

 4. Low-key loathes self.

[entp-mess]

ENTP:

1.I’m lowkey concerned about aesthetics and style 2. I think people who cause unnecessary conflicts are annoying 3.I’m not obsessed with memes 4.Only a few people realize that I’m an asshole 5. Peoples first first impression is quite often that I’m NICE??? 6.Sometimes I’m nice 7.????????

[mbti-lion]

INFJ:

1. I’m competitive as all fuck 2. Male ENTPs annoy the fuck out of me 3. I often choose not to empathize with people when I’m worn out which ends badly 4. I will be loud and a radicalist when I’m comfortable with you

[mbtiles]

INFJ:

1. Hyper-competitive

2. Kind of power hungry

3. Would do horribly as a counsellor. “Face the facts, *friend name*, *other friend* will never like you back and will always ignore you no matter how hard you try.”

4. I don’t really care about the emotions of others if it isn’t relevant. “The school told us to do *this*, and whether you like it or not, we have to do it. Whether you like it or not does not matter.”

[neon-lake]

ISFP:

1. Can’t art

2. …otherwise I think I’m probably a stereotypical ISFP 😂

[the-blog-of-a-ti-dom-deactivate]

INTP:

Unfortunately, I’m not an emotionless robot.

Most of the time, I’m not socially awkward and can actually hold a conversation.

I have straight A’s (still in high school).

On a similar note, I usually turn in my work on time.

[intpgryffindor]

intp:

1. i’m pretty organised, i make to do lists when i have a lot to remember

2. i don’t see how maths is interesting at all

3. i try and be nice to people unless they weren’t nice to me

4. i know how to deal with emotions most of the time

[lsfp]

Isfp :

•i don’t have that much of an own will in general

•I am good at debating

•i am super boring and not adventurous or anything

•i don’t cry easily

[mbti-intj-deactivated20181102]

Infp:

1. I hate reading

2. I dont get emotional in front of anyone

3. I enjoy dark humor and all things offensive

4. I’m not good at drawing or painting

[observingmbti]

INFJ:

1. I like having a wide circle of friends but don’t want the relationships to go very deep.

2. I hate the idea of being a psychologist. (My type’s “stereotypical job.”)

3. I don’t have some mystical sixth sense that makes me know everything. I could make someone completely angry at me and be totally oblivious to it.

4. I don’t really get that angry. And even when I do I don’t have the assertiveness to have the “INFJ Rage” I always hear about.

[observingmbti]

The Types Reacting to an Insult

Tells them to shut up: ESTP, ISTP, ESTJ, ISTJ

Backlashes with perfect comeback: ENTP, INTJ

Takes it as a personal attack: ISFP, INFP, ENTJ

Apologizes for some reason: ISFJ, INFJ, ENFJ,

Will probably cry: ESFJ, ESFP, ENFP

Laughs and agrees: INTP

[relatablepostsmbtiaddict]

MBTI types as types of stores

ENFJ: A bustling Sunday Farmer’s market.

ENFP: A trendy vintage clothing store.

ENTJ: A stationery store, carrying all the best agendas and pens.

ENTP: A geeky comic-book and video game store.

ESFJ: A colorful bakery that you can smell from far away.

ESFP: A candy store, right next to a liquor store.

ESTJ: A clothes store selling the best business suits. 

ESTP: An outdoors and sporting store for all their adventure needs.

INFJ: A hidden coffee shop with an amazing selection of herbal tea filled with natural light and plants.

INFP: A cute corner flower shop.

INTJ: A quiet bookstore with a coffee shop on place.

INTP: An cool electronics store with all the latest gadgets and cool toys.

ISFJ: An animal shelter, they save all the puppies and kitties.

ISFP: A record store filled with rock lovers and treasure searchers.

ISTJ: A watch store.

ISTP: A homeware and tools store for their ongoing projects and inventions.

[vogliofarelastronauta]

Bookshop in Ely looking out window to Ely Cathedral.

[justiceleague]

Jason Momoa photographed by Norman Jean Roy

[zoiodlula]

[mulaneysbutt]

One time I was at the dinner table when I was like 6, cause I had to be…

[thesustainedworldatransverse]

@writing-prompt-s Here you are.

[writing-prompt-s]

omg

[wayfarerxiii]

tag yourself i’m “the magic world inside the abandoned refrigerator”

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[cheattoe]

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

[yourownpetard]

This post really was a rollercoaster.

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

for elves it was a straight line

[sheabutterbitch]

Healing is a conscious effort

[maraudersmappp]

sirius black, relaxing.

-taken by peter pettigrew, who though sirius was the coolest guy he knew (besides james and remus), spring 1977

{ suggested by @lakshmibalan-blog }

[goodgiirlgonegr8-deactivated201]

If i talk to you about my past, it’s for you to understand why i am who i am, not to judge or feel sorry for me.

[dekutree]

girl: good afternoon

thirsty boyz: it is a good afternoon haha you are always speakin the truth that’s why i like you =) you’re not like most girls you always tell it like it is and don’t care about other people’s opinions. how are you so cool haha =) anyway i just wanted to let you know you’re a real cool chick you know that right? and you’re really cute btw haha =)