me at 4 am: i should get some water
me in my head: i can’t because five nights at freddy’s will be at. the fridge

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me at 4 am: i should get some water
me in my head: i can’t because five nights at freddy’s will be at. the fridge
*drunk in love silly bilbo
Regulus: *slaps James's arm*
Sirius: Oi! What the hell? Don't hurt Prongs!!
Regulus: He asked me out.
Sirius: *gasps* He what?! *slaps James's arm*
James: Ow!! He said yes though??
Sirius: *gasps* HE WHAT?! *slaps James's arm again*
James: OUCH, WHAT THE HELL??
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Garden
“It starts, as it will end, with a garden.”
Good Omens (by Terry Pratchett and that other guy) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Still trying to catch up on some long overdue prompts that have been living rent-free in my brain for ages, especially this one!
When I first saw the prompt "Garden" I immediately wanted to do something "South Downs Cottage Happily Ever After"-ly, as one does.
Then @noxnightingales shared this little gemstone of an idea:
I could see aziraphale as a bee keeper and crowley out in his garden. both bees and plants need each other, just like a and c. I can envision it, but I can't illustrate.
Dude omggg stop this is some of the cutest lego shit fr
phil implying he’s married to dan but it’s via threatening dan with murder for life insurance fraud. he was meant for tumblr and nowhere else
howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
Omfgggg my nerdy ass brain cannottt!! <3
my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.
I have a head cannon that Dick isn’t as phased by things in Gotham as the rest of the batfam. Per my post about Dick getting to do whatever he wanted as Robin, I feel like Bruce learned what he should censor for the other Robins but he only learned that by having Dick experience it first. So now Dick will just walk into the most cult like violent scenes and he’ll just be walking around like he’s in a Home Depot. Like one of my favorite panels of Dick is when he is with the titans and he tastes the “blood” on the floor to see if it’s blood or not. I just feel like he does stuff like this all the time and Jason and Tim stare at him like he’s insane.
Holy Batman!
"The destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young man" - wdym rests? He got crushed, absolutely flattened. Destiny turned that man into a pancake
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Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)
saw my reflection in a skyscraper mid-swing. nearly fell because i startled myself.
I think sometimes the universe forgets that Bruce wayne, The Batman, despite how he tries not to be, is human. I think it also forgets that Clark Kent isn't.
The first time I met Batman I was 15 and staying at a hotel on the edge of Metropolis with my parents. Mom and Pops had "business" in Gotham, the neighboring city. They wouldn't tell me what it was but Dad specifically told me we would never stay in a town like that. I didn't know anybody that was from Gotham but I did know a couple of kids that went on a field trip there the year before. They were part of some school club that focused its attentions on interesting architecture. They said it was one of the most interesting places they had ever been. Despite my small town upbringing I have ALWAYS wanted to be a reporter. In fact, my best friend Chloe and I are currently serving our tenure at the Torch, our highschool's paper. I bring it up to tell you why I don't blame myself for what I did next. My parents knew who I was when they left me alone in that hotel room with instructions to "keep to yourself, Clark and whatever you do, don't come to Gotham." Pops only ever said it was dangerous, nothing else. Mom... mom said it was like the city was sick. All stuffed up, full of crime and helpless people with no way out. Like there was something in the water keeping people there. I've known i wanted to help those people for as long as I've known about them. I just wish I knew how.
So that's what I was doing that night. Going into the city to find out how I could help. I needed information, needed to experience that sickness firsthand. I left a note on the bed 'went for ice cream, back in 10' in case they came back early. They'd be pissed and I hated to lie to them, but I had to know, what was it that had been festering deep in Gotham's veins?
Finger-painted by yours truly in the samsung notes app, I give u Jinx!
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