i'm literally a cucumber with no chill

Arthur, 23. Poland | 4w3/4w5 | ENFP | ♉ | trans / on T since 17/10/16 post op since 18/07/2017 | he/him/his | snapchat: wonderdrug

[richardmadens-archive]

[weatherreporter]

[elasticitymudflap]

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

visual representation of my mood today 

[pixarsource]

How far computer animation has come: Toy Story (1995) // Toy Story 4 (2019)

[toastbutteregg]

what even is bread

[kiireyth]

Overwatch Characters as Whose Line Prompts part one

McCree

Hanzo

Genji

Reaper

Moira

Mercy

Lucio

Zenyatta

[tamamita]

Tom and Jerry reaction pics are my favourite

[cafune-and-chill]

[tamamita]

[demilypyro]

[windginger]

Don’t forget the best one

[carnival-phantasm]

All timeless classics

[laidlays]

[beep-beepster]

[beep-beepster]

oh i forgot

[thus-quoth-the-raven-deactivate]

Y’all missed one.

[aymerictheblue]

you fools you absolute fools

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

kinda hope you’re thinking about me

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[krysteena]

@alaac

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[jacobtheloofah]

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

So who tf wants to pay for my tattoos

[lucasregazzi]

[unclefather]

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

[theasscrackbandit-deactivated20]

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

[baiovevo]

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums