Titantic (2018)
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Titantic (2018)
When your antidepressants kick in
FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.
*cHOKES ON DRINK*
So I’ve gotten into poetry...
untitled by Brian Michael Derrick
 Some would say that “I Have a lot on my plate.”
I don’t. That would mean I have somewhere to put my fill.
 See, my mind makes me feel like my cabinets are empty,
Like I’m living out of boxes and nothing is where it needs to be.
I’m sitting here, cross legged on the floor
praying to god that what little I have doesn’t slip through my hands
and stain the floor below me and leave me starving.
And I feel guilty. Fully knowing that I could have it so much worse
but my head won’t let me think otherwise.Â
So overwhelmed that I don’t even notice he’s right next to me.
He says I should open up, “tell him what’s wrong”- and he’s right- I should.
“please.”
... My mind races
“I’m fine.”Â
what would happen to the mess I make when I do?
“I’m fine”
could he be double ply paper towel or a warm rag?
“I’m fine”
Is this really what he wants?
Because when I spill, we’re both responsible for the aftermath.
My mind feels like that one roller coaster that goes on too long
That the seat next to you is emptyÂ
and there’s no release on the restraints.
But he’s still there next to me. The seat isn’t empty.Â
I look down and see the inevitable.
With every thought, I feel a trickle of sustenance pass through my fingers
With every word I speak, a drip on the floor.
He looks me in the eye.
He wipes up the spill with the shirt off his back.
He cups his hands with mine and lightens the burden.
We share the stains.
He helps me unpack.Â
someone: what are you planning to do after college?
me:
imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.
this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else
PM rush hour 04/19/2017
Title: Barbershop Bake Sale by Debbie Gibson
Description: Hanging onto her electric youth by the skin of its teeth, Debbie Gibson releases her first fragrance for men. Inspired by her dwindling checking account balance, Debbie Gibson decided to revisit the perfumery where she once bottled her famed fragrance “electric youth,” only to find that it is now a Dunkin Donuts. Heartbroken, she drove to the storage unit where she keeps her denim vests and hair crimper and found a dusty box returned to sender from a Glendale area Sears. it was then that she discovered 50 bottles of her luxury scent. Determined, she filled the now dried bottles with pinaud and Malibu the rest is history.
Top notes: dust, barbershop powder Middle notes: faux leather, spilt coffee Base notes: perfume from a Claire’s.
when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniouslyÂ
12:00AM
Line: orange
Title: “Ronald” by Messchino
“You’ve left the bar. You have a hunger for meats- Your mission awaits. The steak house? The grocery? No. You want your meats and you want them fast. The newest stank by Messchino: RONALD. The innocence of childhood. The frivolity of an obese woman at BJ’s. Ronald… go for it.”
Top notes: grease, burnt beef Middle notes: vanilla, oud Base notes: sweet and sour
Bottom line: I’ve had too much vodka for this shit. Shut it down.
2/5 stars
AM rush hour 04/06/17
Title: “midsummer nights cream” by Giorgio Beverly Hills
Description: Picture this: you’re an el Salvadoran prostitute named Pretzel Legs and you need to quickly aerate your lady bits. You grab a nearby bottle of febreeze and some incense and rub it on your tunnel of love. Oh no! You forgot to empty out your hamper after the last John; so now it’s a weird fluids mixed with industrial chemicals and flowers situation. You go about your day, head held high.
Top notes: Air freshener, semen Middle notes: vetiver, bread Base notes: unwashed yoga pants
Bottom line: there is a man in front of me with jizz on his pants. I’m not even joking. Aside from that the stink is just average.
3/5 stars
PM rush hour 04/05/2017
Line: orange
Title: “Mélanome sauvage” by Christian’t Dior
Description: Tanning beds and burnt rubber collide in the newest fragrance by Dior. Out of the bottle and rubbed on the skin, you get an immediate slap of synthetic tan lotion and a crop dusted fart. You stuff your freshly orange frame into a bedazzled blouse and head for your nearby Autozone for a set of new tires. Bridging the gap between hardware and skin cancer, this fragrance will lift you up and then bury you 6 feet under. Spray if you dare.
Top notes: ambrosia self tanner, fart Middle notes: burnt rubber, sweaty jacket Base notes: that thing where you run in a baseball hat and then smell it.
Bottom line: the train is like 90 degrees and full of people who don’t understand personal space. Literally a purse is resting on my shoulder and it’s a Michael Kors… and that in itself is tragic.
2/5 stars
AM rush hour 04/05/2017
Line: Orange
Title: “ShamaLamaDingDong” By Hostess for Guerlain in collaboration with dekuyperÂ
Description: Refinement. Style. Preservatives. With it’s intoxicating aroma of freshly poured peach schnapps, chocolate snack cake, basement must, and a bummed cigarette- this gourmand/oriental fragrance will take you to far off lands, or at least to Boston Medical Center or like … chinatown or something.Â
Top Notes: nondescript EDP
Middle Notes: Chocolate, Peach, spilt liquorÂ
Base Notes: Tobacco, Mildew
Bottom Line: Honestly? I kinda liked it. SO SUE ME.
4.75/5 starsÂ
PM rush hour 04/04/2017
Title: “Mentholodeon” by Jean-Nate for Frederic Malle
Description: Jean-Nate brings her dime-store aesthetic to the world of fine perfumery with her first fragrance for Frederic Malle. A mental trip to the pharmacy for last minute mouth wash before a hookup arrives for hastily delivered fluids. While in the checkout line, you see a travel size bottle of febreeze room spray. A steal for only $1.79. Upon leaving the store, you receive a text from your trick- they aren’t coming. All is not lost, however, as a glimmer of light hits your eye as the sun reflects off the single tooth in a homeless woman’s mouth & her collection of found coins. An exotic evening awaits.
Top notes: listerine blue mouth wash Middle notes: flavored lubricant. Base notes: a skipped shower
AM rush hour 04/04/2017
Line: orange
Title: “Acqua di NO. By Giorgio Farmani”
Description: A drug addicted investment banker, keen on impressing his recently acquired South Korean mail order bride, picks up a jar of kimchi in the clearance bin at his local Super 88. Upon leaving the market, he picks up a bottle of aftershave at a nearby apothecary. He bags them together. On his journey home, he slips & smashes the bag into the ground. Being in a hurry, he combines the mixture; bathes in it, and then serves it to his caged wife while looking for a good vein. She’s not impressed. He nods off.Â
Top notes: fermented cabbage, meth mouth
Middle notes: literally the entire men’s fragrance counter at Macy’s.
Base notes: rain boots and fresh stool
Bottom line: absolutely fucking not.
1/5 stars
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