＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ 911 fox sentence meme
enjoy this overly extra sentence meme series. episode 2.12 (part 21 of ?)
You’re going to be just fine. Everything’s gonna be just fine. You’re gonna be fine.
_____, I’ve got two words for you: sleeved blankets.
What if you didn’t have to?
Now you can grab your glass, you can use the remote, talk on the phone, all while you’re still snuggled up in your warm and cozy blanket.
I think you need to ask yourself what it is you want to do with your life.
This kind of feels like it’s therapy.
You’re ______, right? I’ve seen you here before.
My buddy manages the place. I just help him out from time to time.
Sounds like you know a bit about business yourself.
Hey. Uh, shots are up at the bar.
What are you, flirting with the busboy?
I was being nice. It must suck to be him.
I’m sure the next idea will wow them.
I mean, seriously, shouldn’t I have, like, by now, had some kind of moment where I felt like, “Yeah, this is it”? This is the thing I’m supposed to do.
Most people just want a job they can stomach, that pays well enough, you know? Decent hours…
You know how many jobs I’ve had. Probably over a hundred. Nothing’s stuck yet.
Yeah, that’s because if there’s one person I know with less direction than me, ______, it’s you.
Yeah, you’ve really been a terrible influence.
Fire captain said it was a miracle that everyone got out alive.
I’m small, but I’m fast, evidently.
Everyone is just freaking out. Everyone except ______. He’s totally cool. I mean, he actually takes charge.
I’ve never seen him like this before.
I just did what I felt I needed to do.
That’s the very definition of a hero.
I applied today to join the L.A. Fire Department to be a firefighter.
And I feel like this is something that I’ve been called on to do. Does that sound corny?
Actually, the recruiter said that the fatality rate’s less than 0.3%. So, statistically, we’d have to be on the job for over 300 years before we’re likely to die in the line of duty.
Are you out of your mind?
Physically and mentally, you’ll be tested as though your life depended on it. Because that’s the business we are in. Life and death.
If you feel the slightest glimmer of doubt about your ability to make that kind of commitment, then I suggest you head back out that door.
I didn’t think you were gonna like that.
Nobody wants their firefighters showing up on time, they want them early.
Uh, pretty boring stuff. Uh, jumper, uh, five-car pileup, couple of gunshot wounds, you know, the usual.
Help me, please, somebody please help me, please!
We went to brunch and then we had a walk on the beach.
Bits of everything. Yeah, that’s how you do it at a buffet. Right? Little of this, little of that. Before you know it, you’ve tried everything.
So you started to feel the pain in your chest, and then you started to panic, right? Panic attack can look a lot like a heart attack.
You are my angel, come here!
Hey, guys, weirdest thing happened today…
Hey, wasn’t your girlfriend supposed to come and cook us dinner?
Right… of course. You know what? Sorry to bother you.
No, I’m okay, ______. I was just calling to check in.
I know. He’s a very, very busy man.
He’s a jackass. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be calling him names.
No, no, no, no, no. I like where this is going. Please, continue.
Your mother was so vibrant. So full of joy. I just, I never understood how she ended up married to such a colorless man.
It wasn’t pity. We took you in because we love you, _____. You’re family.
Hey, man, let’s build a bridge here, huh?
Come on. What about movies? I’ve seen them all.
Sports? I can tell the difference between a home run and a touchdown. Kinda.
Tell me what your thing is, and I’ll make it mine.
Let’s just be cool here, man.
You know, I’m told I have formidable people skills, but you just really don’t like me much, do you?
But you can stay here and play butler or, you know…
No, no, no! Put me in the game, coach. I’m ready to play.
Fair warning, this is a “careful what you wish for” situation.
This job is science meets rock and roll. If we don’t improv, people die.
You’re not dying, sir, you’re gonna be just fine.
I can see why they don’t put this in the brochure.
It’s not personal, you know.
They’re not gonna just give you their friendship until you earn their respect.
You don’t name a puppy until you know it’s gonna pull through.
When I saved that girl at the bar, for a second there I felt, maybe for the first time ever, not heroic, just… useful.
I never saw myself old, with a family, so I figured, what the hell, live fast, die young. Pull some folks through a burning building in slo-mo.
I mean, when you come out of that building, you got to give ‘em to me. And if I let 'em die, then all that… all that effort, all that risk, it was for nothing.
Yeah, but for you, it’s-it’s not about the rush anymore? You know, the thrill?
If that’s the question you’re gonna ask after that, I am sorry in advance for the lesson you’re gonna learn.
Stay right there, do not move! Stay there!
Hey. It’s good to see you. Wasn’t sure you’d be back.
Didn’t have anywhere else to go.
I work in the fitting room and no one… and I mean no one… Ever folds their clothes.
Hey. Part of the job is learning to love terrible coffee.
Well, I got to say, for a guy who huffed gas and got dragged out of a burning building, he looks better than you do.
But you know that’s not the hurt I’m talking about.
You’re right, this coffee sucks.
The things that can’t be treated with ointment and a splint are the things that’ll kill us. The guilt, the loss, the images… We can’t drink or sniff or screw them away.
You got to let that ego burn away, man. You are not that powerful.
We treat the wounded, we hand them off. These doctors, they do their job, they hand them off.
But we hand them off so that we can pick up the next guy. And at the end of the day, maybe ourselves. Because if we don’t…
But first, better coffee… And a decent breakfast, on you for the sage advice.
Alright. You have your wallet, right?
I knew my boy. When he was sad, when he was happy. I had never seen him happier.
All you did was help him find his purpose.
I don’t know what I’m gonna do without him.
He’ll be watching over you, along with your mother. Both of them so proud.
Love Actually, monster trucks, craft beer.
We just wanted to come here and thank you. You’re the reason that we’re both alive.
