Moon Man Adventures

I'm Jordyn, I'm 22 from Los Angeles, California

[pi-la]

[c3rvida3]

I was "born" with eight extra teeth so when I was 15 I got them pulled and now I have them in a bag nailed to my bedroom door

Why is “born” in quotation marks? Were you brought into this world elsewise? Why did you nail them to your door? Is it a kind of symbol? A warning? A… fetish? Everything about this ask is extremely upsetting. Thanks so much.

[bruwho]

@wohnstuck

[1st-1]

[zackisontumblr]

@ aliens: can you pick me up now this place blows and i’m kinda scared

[cestlaviedeblondie]

[muffintoppingprettyhard]

Fixed it

[zackisontumblr]

@ aliens: can you just pick me up, i’ll explain everything when you get here

[peach-foxgloves]

[ftonews]

In over 15 states. Facts.

[fullofbugs84uy894ujui9]

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

[tshifty]

when i say “unfollow me if you support trump” im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out.

[madeupmonkeyshit]

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

[luthordyke-deactivated20190608]

me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me

[toastbutteregg]

PSA this is very important please spread this around!

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[a-salty-alto]

People start to ship Tony Stark and his bodygaurd Iron Man.

The ship name is “Irony”

[a-salty-alto]

Guys this post could get to 69,420 notes plz boost

[undomestication]

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[90s90s90s]

In 1988, Seth Green played Alyson Hannigan’s date in My Stepmother Is An Alien. Nine years later, he played her boyfriend on Buffy The Vampire Slayer.