Wont_Blackout

"Catch Waves Not Feelings"

[rave-grobber]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[vinesnow]

[patrik-star]

Sweater Weather

[untexting]

I never delete text messages just in case someone wanna start acting different… like you werent saying that March 21, 2014 at 3:57pm. 

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[c-isnenegro]

[ermelina]

[viniumsabbathi]

[bob-belcher]

[bannedfromclubpenguin-deactivat]

[pavlovsfox]

public school lunch aesthetic

-random applause that eventually encompasses the entire cafeteria -skipping classes to go to your friend’s lunch periods -”come with me i dont wanna go alone” -not knowing who you’re singing happy birthday for -“hey if i pay you will you go through the line and get me something” -knowing your id number so you can actually eat -only wearing your id during lunch period -that ONE security guard -”what’s even for lunch today” -HOLY FUCK IT’S CHICKEN NUGGET DAY -those girls who chill in the bathroom doing their makeup -fights = dinner AND a show -”hey what lunch do you have this year” “b” “damn i’m in c”

[sprachtraeume]

What the fuck does any of this mean why is there a security guard in your school what

[camisadobondaxx]

This is America

[vladtheunfollower]

[ze-dominant-demon]

this was our pupper the first time we put his booties on him.

[skypig357]

I love him

[feywildwest]

one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult

so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”

[zmyaro]

So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?

[feywildwest]

I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few

[thalia1832]

yiddish curses: 

may you go to hell and bake bagels there 

may all your teeth fall out except one, and in that one you should get a tooth ache

One misfortune is too few for you

you should drink too much castor oil (and have explosive diarrhea); 

you should have a hundred houses  in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive you from bed to bed

you should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night

Hang yourself with a sugar rope and you’ll have a sweet death.

[the-true-princess-of-heaven]

@hiking-viking

[allthingshyper]

Yiddish curses are fucking amazing!

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[llleighsmith]

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

[violent-darts]

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

[i-am-the-punk-mermaid]

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn

[pukicho]

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

[stencill]

here’s this dumb bitch again

[pukicho]

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”