Is it tasty? Sweet? Is it cold?

Will you give me ice cream? I'll do anything for ice cream! [Affiliated with Citta Alveare] Apartment: R-6 Able to manipulate snow 3 times a day Has a pair of ice skates

[wontsendmetothekula]

"Ew, all the boys here look like the people that play fighter will all those girls in Uncle Maxima's DVDs!"

"They're all really boring! All they do is wrestle!"

[toontowntroublemaker-blog]

Guess who got her revolver back?

[toontowntroublemaker-blog]

Peacock blew a raspberry right back at her without missing a beat.

“Pthht! Good, ‘coz it ain’t yours ‘ta touch in the first place!” She pulled the gun back close to her, looking sour. “Clearly, ya don’t appreciate the nuances of non-standard weaponry.”

She aimed at more bins further and further on down the street, popping each one wide open with a precisely-fired round. Baseball. Knife. Cannonball. And a smattering of fist-sized bullets. She spun it once more, blowing smoke off the barrel.

"And that ain’t all this baby can do. Regular ol’ guns? Booo-ring! There ain’t no fun in it unless ya got some pizazz. I don’t give a crap if you think it ain’t real.”

Without warning, Peacock pointed the firearm at Kula’s head and pulled the trigger.

BANG! And a tiny flag popped out, reading—what else—“BANG”. Peacock giggled at her feint.

"Hee hee hee! See? Ya better be a li’l more careful ‘bout what ya go around callin’ a toy, lady. I coulda took yer head clean off!"

[wontsendmetothekula]

Kula hopped back with her ice skates when the flag flew out of the barrel, more surprised by the sound than the idea that she was about to be shot. After all, bullets weren't really that scary to her anymore, especially since her uncle's arms had built-in shotguns. She held an open palm out just in front of her face, and sucked in air, snow forming around her.

With a quick exhale the girl blew a cold wind that caused the flag to instantly become frigid and motionless. Kula admired her work for a spell, puffing out her chest slightly and giving a wide grin.

"I'm going to call it out as I see it! Real guns fire proper bullets! Not bowling balls, flags, knives, or anything else! Just bullets! If this was a real fight you'd be dead! You're just lucky that Kula is so nice; yay me!"

Kula twirled around once in celebration as more snow flung out of her hair like dandruff, swirling right into Peacock's face.

"Hey kid, what's your name? We should play with more of your toys!"

[wontsendmetothekula]

Fun fact

Kula hates fire! Fire is hot! Fire indeedy hot!

By extension she also hates everyone who can use fire based attacks except for her brother figure K’, why is this? The best reason is because she has the mental age of someone 5-6 years old and doesn’t really hate them, she’s just afraid of fire because it can melt ice.

Silly girl.

[wontsendmetothekula]

fun fact

Kula is an opposite sex clone of the KoF character K’, who in turn is a partial clone of series main fighter Kyo Kusanagi. She’s artificially aged to be 14 for reasons.

Her ice powers are a modified version of their flame based powers, and she was designed to be as sort of Anti-K’, someone to hunt down and kill him if he ever went rogue against their creators the NESTS Cartel.

[wontsendmetothekula]

"Ew, I hate warm things! Why is everyone trying to be hot! It's sticky and gross!"

"Say 'cold damn'! Cold damn!"

[hanten-in]

wontsendmetothekula

[hanten-in]

She just proved his point. “Ill get you some candy. The skill to create candy - Cavity." He just created a minor skill and decided to give it to the girl. "There’s a gift from me, enjoy it."

[wontsendmetothekula]

This poor girl, she has no idea what he is even saying. For example, what is even a "cavity"? Is it something she can eat? It sounds like it is... but still, was he magic? Kula gave an unsure stare at the man as he mumbled his magic words.

"Mister... you can create candy? Are you... Santa Claus?"

[wontsendmetothekula]

"The difference between boys and girls is really easy! Boys are like kangaroos!"

"Uncle says that every boy keeps a little boy in their pants! And girls don't!"

"I'm not allowed to see it for some reason..."

[themanoflight]

"Listen, just because you’re a kid doesn’t mean it’s smart to go around calling older people, ‘Old’. Especially women. You’re asking for trouble with them."

"…How old are you anyway?"

[wontsendmetothekula]

"Huh? Am I, mister? Kula doesn't mean to be in trouble! Please don't tell Foxy! She'd get really mad, so I'll be good!"

"And... erm... I'm fourteen! I think... Maybe eighteen? I dunno!"

[wontsendmetothekula]

bulletparty said:

THE SHIP IS HAPPENING

GET OUTTA HERE

[toontowntroublemaker-blog]

"Sorry, can’t. It’s too full of delicious cheesy goodness.”

[wontsendmetothekula]

"Fine, eat all your disgusting junk! I'm going to eat all the lollipops in the city. So nyaaaah!"

[wontsendmetothekula]

Anyway, getting onto all the replies that I owe on Kula, sorry it's taken so long!

Also currently waiting for my new character to be accepted...

Huehuehue

[wontsendmetothekula]

troubleintoontown replied to your post:

You… you shut your damn mouth.

"Do you like pizza then?"

"Then you're worse than gross... You're a butt. So you shut YOUR mouth!"

[horsdevoured]

*SLAM DUNKS PIZZA INTO HER MOUTH*

ATOMIIIIIIIIIIIIC!

[wontsendmetothekula]

[wontsendmetothekula]

"Pizza? That's greasy and hot and gross."

"And if you like pizza you're probably gross too!"

[themanoflight]

"…Old…?"

"Alright, whatever. Essentially, a whore is a man or woman who sleeps with a lot of people. By different kinds, I mean what they’re willing to do for you."

[wontsendmetothekula]

"Yeah! Because you look really old, mister! How old are you? I bet it's alot!"

"Oh, and that's really boring. Foxy and Diana sleep with me all the time! There's nothing special about that!"

[overbearingmanliness-blog]

FROM THE WHIRLING TEMPESTS OF THE HEAVENS! [CA Open]

[overbearingmanliness-blog]

Bang paid absolutely no mind to the girl who ran up to him. He was already set on training and correcting himself. His muscles rippled, and the ground below him was his tool. This would be the weight of the world he no longer carried in his shoulders, but in his vary hands. He gripped the ground, concrete cracking at his grip. 

Suddenly, a new weight was added. A girl jumped right on top of his back, BUT HE WOULD NOT BE HINDERED! NOT HIM! Push ups intensifies. AS he began to press down faster and at greater speeds. 

"ANYTHING, THE OCEAN! THE MOUNTAINS! THE EARTH! WILL STAND THE TEST OF BANG SHISHIGAMI! GIVE ME AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT AND I WILL PUT THIS QUESTION TO REST! ORA ORA! NEVER GIVE UP!! 450! 451!! 452!!"

[wontsendmetothekula]

Up & down, up & down. Kula moved in tandem with bang's momentum like someone on a merry-go-round. With every bounce up the girl gave an excited yelp, sometimes this was replaced with an excited cry of "Faster!"

It was fun.

For the first two hundred or so times. Eventually, like all things a child loves the excitement gave way to boredom. kula wanted to do something different with the scruffy man. The girl moved her mouth right up to the back of Bang's ear and blew a frigid blast of sub-zero air right into the canal. She hoped that a major brain freeze would stop him.

"Hey, come on Mister Scruffy! Kula wants to play a new game!"

[wontsendmetothekula]

All these FE:A feels rushing back NO