Fu fu fu, yo.

I'm old enough to know better and too young to care. In a nutshell, I am a cynical fuck who enjoys... well, being a cynical fuck. I am convinced that I will become a crazy cat lady in the next 20 years. Anything else you wanna know, ask me.

[gneerly]

hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u

[puckducky]

PENS TO THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL

[thelavishsociety]

Alex Schmidt by Carey Hess

[maureen2musings]

Dalsland

dovlindphoto

[ren-and-stimpy]

[woobiefatticus-blog]

Sometimes I feel like living with Stimpy is a lot like living with me.

[minimal7lethal5dose213-deactiva]

Chiaki Kuriyama

[frnmyus]

Kill Bill Vibes

[souhailbog-deactivated20240510]

Hey Paris By Viki Odintcova | More

[exitvisuals]

Chilling | © | Instagram

[draftthemes]

High Quality, Free Tumblr Themes! | Instagram

[redditfront]

[crazydiamonds]

reach into your local vending machine and you may find A Friend and A Boy

[bunnypets]

Thick and Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies

[writing-prompt-s]

While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.

[teawitch]

You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don’t often get homemade sandwiches. 

[kitty-sylvie]

Adorable?

[woobiefatticus-blog]

Hi, I came back for a while. Here's a selfie from the Holidaze.

[70sscifiart]

[johndarnielle]

from the legendary sf novel, “The Abandoned Goth House Man Who Shot the Sun When It Turned Into An Eyeball”

[nlit]

green vs blue

[mayahan]

Artist, Jeff de Boer, Creates Cat And Mice Armor Based On Different Historical Eras

[treasures-and-beauty]

Too awesome to queue. Must post immediately.

[amusementforme]

[lizziesupremacy]

THE LAST DAY GUYS

[darkmuse112-og]

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

[harryandcarrison]

“Those two were always going to get on. They have the same cynical, jaded view of the world.” – Fred Roos on Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, from An Imperfect Hero, page 122.