Are they called detectives?

[probuccalfat]

they should invent a father you can forgive

[buggyhuman]

He could just apologize for being queerphobic and yelling at me at any point. He's refused to do so for 2 years now. Okay.

[probuccalfat]

[superbeans89]

Booty shorts that say this

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[dgolden-boy]

Darling, you haven't even touched your poppers tonight. Is everything good the house down?

[ilya-rozanova]

PILLION (2025) | dir. Harry Lighton

[dragongirlbunny]

time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

[dragongirlbunny]

good lird there was boobs soapy in therw 😳

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[hobgoblinhero]

Once you go over 100 followers they can legally kill you for being unfunny. That's why I'm dead.

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[persianmom]

phone in bed show me what I need to see

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer-de]

your laura palmer comparison was trite and unfounded

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[soleandborn]

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

[keepthemaway2]

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

[lakevida]

and im here too! 😃

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

POST: Yo mama so heroic, she destroyed the evil that threatens the land

TAGS IN REBLOG: this is LITERALLY Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams in Army of Darkness, the third entry in the Evil Dead franchise

[treecitysessions]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔