woah

17 ★ she/her

[woodlouseonastring]

currently reading: wuthering heights

• my own posts are #rambles

• any content warnings will be tagged #___ cw, if i miss anything please tell me so i can tag it :)

• i also try to reblog things with ids, images and gifs without will have #no id

• undescribed videos are tagged #no vd

• images with alt text are tagged #id in alt

fish :O

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[xxspidercatvaper420xx]

LOVING threshold but boy oh boy do I miss this deranged little guy 💔

[woodlouseonastring]

Dem

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Den

waittttt

[woodlouseonastring]

Das

what's going on here

[woodlouseonastring]

Der

hold on

[woodlouseonastring]

die

...

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[pristinepalmetto]

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[pristinepalmetto]

i love your ask box name

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[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

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[tweeterwilbury]

[ravenwordsx]

[1st id: tweet by Gina Rushton @/ginarush reading: “it was extremely windy last night and my boyfriend couldn't sleep and I woke to find him on the wikipedia page for Wind”

2nd id: tweet by emma pettit @/EmmaJanePettit reading: “Boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with Wikipedia opened to the page “Sausage.””

3rd id: tweet by ole bunny @/WetMayor reading: “the most sensual thing a man can do is google shit like “napoleon's exile” when his battery is at 2%”

4th id: tweet by Shasti @/sh44sti reading: “boyfriend winding down after christmas dinner and pulling up the wikipedia page for 'knight'”

5th id: tweet by erin @/maizie_star reading: “sometimes i glance over at my boyfriend and he's just looking at google maps scrolling around”

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[swiffin]

Wilson with a glarp zipzipzip mememememe :1

[Image ID: Wilson from house md lying down holding a green alien cat. He looks up at an array of glow in the dark green stars. End ID]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[muppetshow2026]

slime monster obama: my jello americans

[schizomutual]

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage