Wood You Listen?

27, LA, Queer, Film nerd, Food, wine, & bourbon lover, Too sarcastic for my own good.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you're in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

[iicarys]

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[horrorpops]

[catchymemes]

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

Excuse me?

[lordpaafington]

[trap3z3]

Reblog if you’ve been told you have a nice ass.

[woodulisten]

I’m barely on here anymore but since when do you see comments from random morons on posts you reblogged but from people who weren’t responding to you? Like I reblogged and tried to debunk a dumb article about Hillary and now my activity feed is full of conservative idiots calling her a cunt. Wtf? 

[memewhore]

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[melissa-benoists]

#me around dogs

[edwad]

this is so sad

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Im really high so ignore me but are those brendan fraisers eyes

[woodulisten]

This is complete horseshit. Mark Penn hasn’t been a part of Hillary’s orbit for 10 years. He’s also a big fan of Trump. Don’t believe anything he says. All he wants is attention. 

[oxcroft]

[greaterland]

[egg-tampon]

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

[mycatstail]

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

[cellexa-deactivated20180917]

[rainy-autumn-day]

[poetic]

Guys buying their girlfriends tampons.

I’M CRYING

[dinolaur]

i wasn’t paying attention to the names and read this like one dude’s journey down the tampon aisle 

[jinzlers]

Option C: an adventuring party of four, all messaging the same questgiver

[its-my-living]

Kitchen Inspiration by the cozy ranch