life's too short for bad tea

[tamamita]

Mio tummy

[tamamita]

Mio tush

[magicalpuyopopn]

i booped while i was scrolling and this happened

[biggaybunny]

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

[oliviawebsite]

this reply is killing me

[cerealforkart]

He canonically: is trans, kins a real person, is 8'8" tall, has daddy issues, and is a dogboy, what more can you ask for from a character

[rylandsgrace]

KEN Things Ryan Gosling Can't Live Without | GQ

[luluxa]

pathetic wet boy 🥰

redbubble

+a bit of the drawing process

[wigglesdtuff]

[kungfooman]

[attyrocious]

i miss band au

[odinsblog]

[farsight-the-char]

Bendis?

[faggotri]

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

[apofid-puffleburry]

obsessed

[lost-wandering-historian]

I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."

I miss having that class

[masterdisastre]

I had a class about Aesthetics of Disgust. I probably don't need to say anything more LOL

[savedgame]

i dont care about any funny anime gag except for the girl trying to peg her boyfriend and instead of showing sex the next frame is her in a jumpsuit doing maitencne on a manhole

[savedgame]

[mesmes99]

I read what’s available so far, and this panel doesn’t get into the best part. She can’t get the manhole open with just her fingers, so she grabs a strap on….. which is represented as this:

[were---ralph]

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

[psych-is-the-name]

TAHW ruoy

[fireflylies]

yM

flowereW

dneirfyoB

[micajestr]

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

[canlsterofsoda]

YM

[official-pinterest]

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

[psych-is-the-name]

nolemretaW

[infinite-archive]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[ageisia]

I love the moment where the band is like “oh, yeah, let’s pick this up!”

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

Everything he does is joy

[dduane]

Always reblog…

[blakelafae]

Oh fuck yes this post came back round!

[moringmark]

[tittyinfinity]

[ashh-official]

*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

*EVEN LOUDER MORE INCORRECT BUZZER*

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

CARCASS IN YOUR NECK

[lyridmeteorshower]

*INCOMPREHENSIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

[second-order-simulacra]

[vampiregirlestrogen]