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[eebie]

[sourcatstarcat]

what if the convict had whatsapp 😂😂😂😂

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[c3po]

hey so i’m a guy (and a feminist) and i know you hate guys but, would you still fuck me? or suck my dick at least?

[miraclemaya]

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

[cottoncandylesbo]

guy named all trades: 🤤

guy named dead horse: OW OW OW OW OW

[mrscopular]

Imagine your f/o comforting you while you're having explosive diarrhea. ✨💜💞🌸

[threedollarsdotcom]

Your cousins trampoline remastered

[mikkeneko]

Y'know, one of the things I like about Tumblr compared to other social media sites is that old content is still in circulation. Which means that however much AI generated content is out there, at least I can glance at a post's timestamp and conclude that the cute cat video from 2017 is unlikely to be fake

[exaltprincess]

The funniest part of the Tomodachi Life direct was when they said "you can pick their dating preferences!" And selected all three options, then went totally silent for a few seconds and made her straight again. Genuinely made me laugh for like five minutes

[contradictory-yet-useful]

taking that out of the tags

[dorothylarouge]

[all-mammal-creechur]

Banana Bat Musonycteris harrisoni

A bat from the Mexican states of Colima, Michoacán, and Guerrero, named because it was first discovered in a banana grove. They have adaptations for feeding on nectar, including a specialized hovering flight to feed on flowers and a long tongue which can be up to two-thirds of their body length.

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[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

[frogmoss1]

not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear

[numberoneleiafan-deactivated202]

We need more middle aged women making out on television.

[sacred-portal]