I just love birds. And edgelords.

I basically ruin every character you like. This blog is for my digital art and some laughs. Sometimes both. See my about page for more info.

[woolbrightthemareep]

spirit of justice is the worst game ever everything is written so bad an no one loves trucy

I disagree. I really like SoJ and Trucy is great. I have a few nitpicks about SoJ myself, but in the end the only thing I truly think is weak about SoJ (save for the DLC) is Nahyuta as a rival. He doesn't shine as bright as all other prosecutors this franchise has had to offer. Plus, no matter what anyone says Turnabout Storyteller is my favorite filler case Ace Attorney has to offer. About Trucy, I already kind of liked her in AJ:AA but in the Magical Turnabout she really earned some points for me.

[jncos]

Cobra venom isn’t poisonous. People just get freaked out when they get bitten by cobras and let their negative emotions do the poisoning for them. I’ve been bitten by dozens of serpents over the last fortnight and due to my positive attitude I am healthier than I have ever been in years.

[woolbrightthemareep]

Here is my newest digital painting. Go to ineverupload023.deviantart.com/art/Tears-747250049 for a better quality version.

[woolbrightthemareep]

The new avatar I drew for myself, full version.

[dihydrogenmonoxideawareness]

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

[etherealastraea]

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

[bluegone]

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

[nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams-deacti]

may our education be stronger than fake news

[darthlenaplant]

Amen.

[chubby-aphrodite]

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

[mod2amaryllis]

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

[youngalientype]

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

[literallyaflame]

Oh my god one of my teachers tried to do this in middle school (sixth grade) and like five minutes into class I raised my hand and said “aren’t you just talking about water?” and I ruined everything and to this day I feel kinda guilty about it

[evebeldukemoved-deactivated2022]

takes a break from thesis to draw this

[zagreus]

i’m listening

[glitchlight]

hnngngnnn noodle nife 

[theriverblues]

skadaddle skadoodle your sword is made of noodle

[aceprosecuties]

[trilliondollarbooty]

ACE ATTORNEY 7: WHAT ELSE CAN WE TAKE FROM APOLLO?

[woolbrightthemareep]

Trucy and Thalassa (after Wright finally tells him the truth about both of them). Alternatively, his own life. ...I should shut up before I jinx it.

[fkclou]

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

[woolbrightthemareep]

Sounds like fun. Too bad I don’t have the followers. Hahaha... haha... ha.

[woolbrightthemareep]

I’m not sure about what to do with the background tbh, but Knight Boy is done.

https://ineverupload023.deviantart.com/art/Barnham-v1-2-737248317

[woolbrightthemareep]

Almost finished, but my neck hurts.

[magewardensurana]

Miles: Okay, I’m 26 years old.  I don’t need to spend my life scared of elevators.  I can get in one and everything will be fine and -

Miles: …

Miles: There’s a corpse in there.

[woolbrightthemareep]

This is just sad. But it's exactly what happens.

[quesadilla-day]

spare him, capcom

[woolbrightthemareep]

I made some really minor changes.

Edit: Fixed a few mistakes I totally missed because I pulled an all-nighter for this shit.

[party-slug]

cool future

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

“no yeah, this is totally gonna work, totally gonna put your brain in a computer. sorry you gotta die first. that’ll be $10 million”

[woolbrightthemareep]

Where have I seen something like this? Hmm...

[edelgarfield]

More Blackquills!

it’s interesting that they describe him as having a “Taisho romance” look in picture six, because that’s how they describe Jinxie’s design later on. It was probably a design element that carried over between the two characters.

[woolbrightthemareep]

Apples? Why apples out of all fruits, though?

[woolbrightthemareep]

M'lady

This is why Edmond is Avenger class. I didn't get him on NA server, must be bad karma...

I’m finally done. I might not have Edmond on my account but at least I have something no one else has: Fedora Edmond.