Oh, honey!

put a price on emotion || i write at times || hmu through ask!

[woopboopboop]

Hi. Is there another part of "heaven is a place on earth; hell is too"??

hello! that was the idea at first but i didn't see it being written anytime soon. thank you for reading! means the world to me :)

[crazy-brazilian]

[kaity--did]

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponized it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

[araekniarchive]

web weaving on web weaving :)

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Jim Jarmusch; poster designed by Mark Malazarte

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 Janet Malcolm, The Silent Woman

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Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

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Jean-Luc Godard

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Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

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Ted Perry

@gingermachiatto (x)

Shel Silverstein in an interview with Studs Terkel, first broadcast 20th November 1961

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[umadirectioner]

Merry Christmas to my favorite authors, thank you for being amazing and always making me happy! You guys are amazing 🧡🎄🎅🤶

@harry-writings @all-things-fic @swiftmendeshoran @oh-honey-styles @talesofstyles @jawllines @jarofstyles @for-fucks-sake-h @niallandharrymakemestrong @and-im-okay-with-it @andwhenshesays @irish-nlessing @velvetsmokes @bdeharry @atlafan @harryforvogue @twohearts-hs @adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy @agentofbarnes @buckyownsmylife @smutsonian @starlights-library @stargazingfangirl18 @onsunnyside @lollypopsx @beachwood-cafe @erodasfishtacos @sweetlyscared @woopboopboop @harryspet @vocalharry @watchmegetobsessed @harryhoney-bee @harrrystyles-writing @meetmymouth @fkinavocado @strawnarrries @strawberryystyles @harrysgloves @stylesharrys @g0ldenkiwi

[woopboopboop]

OMG HELLO MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO!!!

[someonethatsfunny]

WISHING ALL OF MY MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS WHO CELEBRATE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

[fangorgia]

some fandom needs to hear this. but i just cANt remember which one ……

[tracie-almighty4]

Now it is time of year to begin watching “Santa is coming to town” 1D ft Jimmy Fallon and his band. (Throw back to 2014 and this video is never get old.)

[harrv]

[bananonbinary]

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

[redheadhatchet]

One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.”  I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting.  Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.  Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible.  Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

[obiwan]

Harry Styles: Love on Tour ⤷ North America, 2021.

[1v1jc]

what if yugioh had stayed as the horror manga kazuki takahashi originally intended to write - Notes: Shadow games referenced are from: 1. Ch. 1 of the manga/E1 of S0 - “Money and Knife” 2. Ch. 4 of the manga/E2 of S0 - “Escaped Prisoner” 3. Ch. 8 of the manga  - “Poison Man”

[harryisart]

Harry’s reaction to a fan’s sign | Little Rock- 11/24

[missbcm]

https://twitter.com/profannieoakley/status/1357768408671027202

 This thread is gold… make your own here: https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

[dancing-crow]

perfection

[happyheidi]

Snow cats ⛄️

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[guccifloralsuits]

[13eyond13]

L: 2nd Kira is not my Kira. They’re not as intelligent as Kira, not as cautious as Kira, not as impressive as Kira--

Light: Near is not my L. He’s far too soft to be L, he’s unworthy of L’s mask, L would’ve been more cautious--

These assholes both canonically thrashed their new enemies for not being as cool as their Very Special Nemesis. This kind of thing shows how peculiar their view of each other actually was.

Hahaha yes, they're the funniest... they're basically Kate Beaton's nemesis comics