hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
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hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
Lupita Nyong'o attends the premiere of Walt Disney Pictures and Lucasfilm’s ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ on December 14, 2015 in Hollywood, California.
Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher at the “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” world premiere (Dec. 14, 2015)
Adam Driver & Oscar Isaac at “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” premiere
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John Boyega Is The Galaxy’s Biggest Fanboy
It’s okay if they’re yours, you know.
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Triton, Neptune’s largest moon
any post about a “group chat” just reminds me of how it feels like everybody in the world already has their little group of friends and i’m just kinda constantly floating in and out of people’s outer circles, so even if they consider me their friend they’d be just fine without me since they have so many people they like more than me
Yoshitomo Nara - In the Floating World (1999)
The world doesn’t stop revolving because of Big Bang winning an award… or anybody winning an award lol
Like people are so angry but like… Have y'all never had to leave an event early or skip it at all because you have other things to do? Like that’s something so normal lol I guess because it’s Kpop artists it’s some kind of a new concept and hard to understand ??
lmao right like Victoria wasn’t even at the awards the other night bc she had shit to do
Exactly like !!!! I get that award shows are big deals but if you have other shit to do and you gotta go you gotta go lmao
Baek Yerin - ‘Across The Universe’
Mark Hamill Goes Undercover as a Stormtrooper.
hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.
hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing
#hades probably double knots his laces
In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).
Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.
He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.
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Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for.