hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
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hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
Lupita Nyong'o attends the premiere of Walt Disney Pictures and Lucasfilmās āStar Wars: The Force Awakensā on December 14, 2015 in Hollywood, California.
Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher at the āStar Wars: The Force Awakensā world premiere (Dec. 14, 2015)
Adam Driver & Oscar Isaac at āStar Wars: The Force Awakensā premiere
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John Boyega Is The Galaxyās Biggest Fanboy
Itās okay if theyāre yours, you know.
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Triton, Neptuneās largest moon
any post about a āgroup chatā just reminds me of how it feels like everybody in the world already has their little group of friends and iām just kinda constantly floating in and out of peopleās outer circles, so even if they consider me their friend theyād be just fine without me since they have so many people they like more than me
Yoshitomo Nara - In the Floating World (1999)
The world doesnāt stop revolving because of Big Bang winning an award⦠or anybody winning an award lol
Like people are so angry but like⦠Have y'all never had to leave an event early or skip it at all because you have other things to do? Like thatās something so normal lol I guess because itās Kpop artists itās some kind of a new concept and hard to understand ??
lmao right like Victoria wasnāt even at the awards the other night bc she had shit to do
Exactly like !!!! I get that award shows are big deals but if you have other shit to do and you gotta go you gotta go lmao
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Mark Hamill Goes Undercover as a Stormtrooper.
hades isnāt a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. thereās no sun in the underworld.
hades isnāt a badass. stop saying this false thing
#hades probably double knots his laces
In myth, Hadesā most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, heāll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).
Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If theyād had trainsets, heād have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasnāt trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| Heās the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you donāt complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because heās mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesnāt like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.
Heās also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and heās likeĀ āBut honey, the rules.ā And she just gives him that look and he goesĀ āYes dear,ā and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hadesā fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney. Ā Ā
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