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Oh by the way

I don't know why I hadn't posted this months ago but if you reply to a post I make or repost or send me an ask or Private Message me I'm not going to see it and will most likely reply late because for some reason my Tumblr notifications have just been broken and I only will get my notifications when I open the app so yeah, fuck Tumblr notifications. And yes they are all on so this isn't my falut, the app is just doing this to me

#important

bombsights

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

wowwforever

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

pukicho

How was your day dude

I went to the doctors I got my blood drawn. I was extremely brave.

extremeower10100110-deactivated

admit it you were scared

glugglestar

what are you some kind of Disney villain little-silly-cat

extremeower10100110-deactivated

you think i am not?

glugglestar

I've seen Disney villains littler and sillyer than you

extremeower10100110-deactivated

not for long

glugglestar

not if I intervene

extremeower10100110-deactivated

and why would you do that all of a sudden, when im just kity cat?

glugglestar

I have not even yet begun to explain the details of this intervention, why are you assuming it to be

extremeower10100110-deactivated

see im assuming the intervention is murder and am i wrong

glugglestar

16th of April 2026 4:21pm

extremeower10100110-deactivated

god i cant fuckin wait!!!

woowper

Hello future me and future other people from this post

It is I, from the past

This post is now a time machine

Here are stuff

Right now the adult black cat is watching the kitten play with a spring

Wendy is trying to carry it up the stairs without it falling out of her mouth and Sebastian is just watching

I played Animal crossing city folk today for the first time

Wendy has given up and is nowing running around with the spring and dropping it

And my mom us watching Last Man Standing

Ok bye

woowper

Oh damn, you really did know! (My reputation from amino precedes me 💀)

Hi, hello!

That’s strange that E-shop didn’t want to open. It must’ve been grumpy yesterday(which is a shame because that was Lyra’s birthday. She’ll take it with a grain of salt) But I hope it opens today! Can’t go wrong on a number ending in -6. (Devil’s number ooooo)

April 16th? The wallets will be sobbing but it is no exception! The game must be acquired!

Wow I talk too much.

(To the mutuals on your account that read your posts, yes I’m THAT Rumi guys)

I'd know you anywhere. I had a hunch it was you when the ask was sent in. I don't know why. My sensors were all going off. The Rumi sensors lmao.

Speaking of names, I like your new online name! Aerynne, very pretty :) such a shame Kpop Demon Hunters hunted down killed Harumi and stole her name </3 we will always remember the true Rumi.

Ooo Happy late birthday Lyra! Sebastian had his birthday on the 19th.

Yesss devils number!!! >:) mwhahahahahahahaha

It is a must, we NEED to new Tomodachi life game as OG Tomodachi life players.

Honestly please, talk more if anything(I talk way too much too). I like reading it

Hahahaha

fallengodscreation

That’s what I was thinking whenever I started sending in the other anonymous posts as well. “Well, there’s no fooling Ferid Bathory, now.” If I tried being sneaky, I’ll always get caught by one person but hey, the attempt was there

Why thank you! 💜(Then again, it’s no surprise to be fair, we both switch names often…although I gotta say you’re the most consistent)

I’ll definitely tell her! Happy late birthday to Seb, as well! <3

woowper

Nope!! >:) I'll always find you /evil

I do enjoy the attempts at being sneaky, it was fun :) I missed that

Woowper is iconic on Tumblr, I'm the Wooper I can't change that. As for other names, kinda flip floppy right now I guess? I don't really know WHAT to use as my name. You're free to call me whatever though. As per usual. And you're welcome!! ❤ 💙

Yay! And I'll tell Sebastian! Though I think he'll just give me a look

#i don't understand tagging half the time #don't worry about it

Oh damn, you really did know! (My reputation from amino precedes me 💀)

Hi, hello!

April 16th? The wallets will be sobbing but it is no exception! The game must be acquired!

Wow I talk too much.

(To the mutuals on your account that read your posts, yes I’m THAT Rumi guys)

I'd know you anywhere. I had a hunch it was you when the ask was sent in. I don't know why. My sensors were all going off. The Rumi sensors lmao.

Speaking of names, I like your new online name! Aerynne, very pretty :) such a shame Kpop Demon Hunters hunted down killed Harumi and stole her name </3 we will always remember the true Rumi.

Ooo Happy late birthday Lyra! Sebastian had his birthday on the 19th.

Yesss devils number!!! >:) mwhahahahahahahaha

It is a must, we NEED to new Tomodachi life game as OG Tomodachi life players.

Honestly please, talk more if anything(I talk way too much too). I like reading it

Hahahaha

#<3

I do hope you can get around to trying it out! I think you’ll really like it a lot!

(Well, I think you have your fair share of guesses, and you’ll most likely be right about it, I’m sure)

Yeah I'm pretty sure I know who this is. 🥺

I tried to try it yesterday but the E-Shop wouldn't open so I have to try it today. I'm soooo excited for the next Tomodachi life game! April 16th...

I will like it, I'm sure :3

#<3 #wooper #hiii :3

Did you try out the new Tomodachi demo that came out today? :0

I wonder who this is...

Hello stranger!

No I haven't had a chance to but I plan on it!

#wooper #tomodachi life #tomodachi living the dream

dragonhoardsbookz

As a Wooper I admire your efforts to reblog every Wooper

Thank you! I do try to collect alllll the woops!

Since sadly I can't find many wooper plushies to hoard at home. I did however acquire some wooper stickers recently.

My collection online and offline shall grow indefinitely!

woowper

Unfortunately I currently only have two Wooper plushies but I need to acquire more

#wooper

favorite wooper card art?

Woah a Wooper

One of these two 卅(・‿・)卅

#wooper

Happy national flower day! Have some flowers

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

#wooper

That is quite a title there! But this blog deserves it the most due to your constant activity on here, admin!

On a side note, I have no idea if anonymous messages can be answered privately but I guess that means I must make a proper blog pretty soon!

It doesn't seem like they can, no. But thank you for agreeing with my title

Have fun with your blog

#<3 #wooper #pokemon

Hello local Wooper, how are you doing these days?

Why thank you for the question! I am doing well

卅(・‿・)卅

As the official Wooper of Tumblr,

I hope you are well too! :D

#wooper #pokemon

sforzzz

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

rabbitindisguise

forbidden blue raspberry candy

papatrollandmeatman

phantomrose96

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

phantomrose96

Cant have shit

phantomrose96

Okay so door saga

The only way into my building is through the front door which locks itself when closed. There's a back entrance but it's deadbolted from the inside. This means the only people who can get into the building are me, my cat sitter with the spare keys, and the people living in the other two units.

The door to MY unit now... has no doorknob. Impossible to get in.

There is a shared BACK hallway that leads to the shared basement/back entrance. My back door into this hall is always deadbolted. EXCEPT, fortuitously, right now, since neighbor (Molly) in unit 2 had heard Patches meowing when alone and offered to spend some time with her, so I had the cat sitter unlock the bolt.

This, LUCKILY, means there is A Way into my unit. But it requires getting into the building, then going THROUGH my neighbors' unit into the back hall, then up to my unit.

Cat sitter is effectively locked out from Patches, and won't be able to get in if not fixed by the next day.

Text neighbor about predicament. They're willing to look at my door bUT (it's Christmas) they're not home and not getting home until the next day.

Next day, text for an update but hear nothing. (Neighbors aren't attached to their phones much). Communicate with catsitter saying "okay if I don't hear back from neighbors, maybe you go over and I contact a locksmith who you can let in?" (since cat sitter has the keys to the building)

Catsitter is very not keen on the idea

Patches is unaware she's a prisoner.

Hear back from neighbors. Say they should be home around 5pm.

Okay... Good Enough... (Patches graze-feeds so Luckily she hasn't missed any meals but we're going on 24 hours of house arrest Patches).

6pm comes. 7pm comes. 7:40pm I text asking for an update. Nothing.

8:30pm I'm figuring out what friends I can call to break into my own house. Text neighbor again and notice this text doesn't go through.

Text neighbor's partner being like "hey sorry, can't seem to reach Molly--". Get a text back "Sorry this is Molly on David's phone! My phone died." Family Christmas plans ran late but they're on their way back and will be home soon. Thank goodness.

9pm-ish, they get back, give Patches attention and top up her food. I get a text "David fixed your door!" Woo!

Friday 5pm I finally get home

Lugging my suitcase up three flights of stairs while I hear Patches meowing like a dying Victorian child

Shoes off coat off suitcase down fish out keys unlock door grab doorknob

...Doorknob falls off

Falls off right into my hands

Staring at doorknob. Staring at door. Patches meowing. Shove doorknob against door like an idiot and no it does not go back on.

Fucking

Go down flight of stairs, knock on Molly and David's door. David is luckily home. "My doorknob fell off again can I go home"

David lets me in. I scoot past their dogs and apparently I startled the more nervous one since she apparently tried to nip at me but I didn't even notice because I'm like my cat.

Get in through the back hall.

Patches comes bounding over.

My cat.

Doesn't even know she was a prisoner.

Doesn't even know what a doorknob is.

Later that night receive a text from neighbor apologizing for the dog and I'm like "I Did Not Even Notice."

Any attempt to leave my house now is perilous until I fix the doorknob.

Can't even leave my door cracked open because I know Patches is gonna shove her stupid little face through it and become the opposite of a prisoner.

I wanna go buy a reeces peanut butter cup but by god it's not worth the risk

I'm gonna try to fix the doorknob

Or... buy? a new doorknob?

On Amazon searching "doorknob".

Merry Christmas

phantomrose96

You are completely right because I have now investigated the knob and can confirm the screw holding the knob to bar was loose. I have tightened the screw and it SEEMS fixed but I’m very Fool Me Once on this since my neighbor also thought they’d fixed it.

There is a Home Depot trip in my future. Or maybe an online purchase if Patches would get off my laptop

phantomrose96

Merry Christmas I hope I know how to install a doorknob

phantomrose96

Complication. Doorknob is here and I tried to install it, but because my door is older than God, the latch-majig (technical term) is offset like an inch higher than the knob. Modern doorknob has the latch LEVEL with the knob.

To swap in the new knob I'd need to cut a new knob-hole an inch higher in the door which

With what tools

That would leave an unused gaping doorknob-sized hole in my door which any robber the size of a weasel or smaller will use to rob my home. I don't need fucking Redwall in my home.

Probably bad for the integrity of the door

I don't wanna.

I think what I really want is just the knob like above tags said. Like the knob and the rectangular bar, which I can substitute in for my stripped-bare knob and rectangle bar. I WOULD do this with the new knob, but it's got two welded-on spokes poking out from the knob.

I can maybe drill two holes for the spokes in my door...?

(Squinting at shitty amazon listings trying to see if any knobs don't have the two spokes)

(I think the two spokes might be standard.)

Developing new respect for Jesus (carpenter).

In the meantime, because I'd already unscrewed a lot of things I DID take the genius action of flipping my current doorknob around.

This way the side that causes problems is on the INSIDE.

Doorknob fall of while INSIDE house significantly better than doorknob fall off while OUTSIDE.

I'm retightening all the screws.

Patches has offered no solutions.

phantomrose96

So it does!

Never heard the term "spindle doorknob" before so I never would have found this on my own.

They're also all labeled "vintage" which extra feels right since my door predates the Cambrian Explosion.

Crowdsourcing my door fix on Tumblr dot com! Doorknob 2.0 is ordered.

phantomrose96

At least 4,000 but we still got time

phantomrose96

New doorknob should get here tomorrow, but in the meantime things in the notes of this post:

Several dozen stories of other people getting locked in/out of bathrooms/basements/classrooms/bedrooms/buildings. Extra shout out to the person whose classmate managed to do this twice, in rapid4reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesdweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Patches is on my keyboard

whose classmate managed to do this twice, in rapid succession, to both sides of a classroom door after being saved the first time.

Several people taking this as a sign to go tighten their doorknob screws, including someone whose knob fell off in their hands while doing this

10 or so people reading the "can't have shit in Detroit" meme to mean I live in Detroit. Sorry to confess I'm a fake Detroitite. Doxxing myself by 0.00001% more by informing the world I live in not-Detroit.

Many many people wondering why I'm not pestering my landlord about this. Truth is my landlord is way too sexy, cool, fashionable, smart, pretty, funny, and popular on Tumblr to it's me. It's me. I'm me I'm my landlord. It's my condo. Including, with immense regret, every single doorknob inside.

3 separate professional locksmiths who have reached out offering advice, which is very cool. I have burst into a virtual hardware store clutching my shit doorknob and fainted, only to be caught by three very strong and cool locksmiths rushing to my aid.

Person with a story of dogsitting a friend's Tibetan Mastiff who managed to knock the entire backdoor down. Taking inspiration from this to train Patches in battering-ram techniques, should she ever get locked inside again.

phantomrose96