fuck it

You can call me Pickles. Slightly dazed and in need of hot fries. Ask me anything. :)

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[wonderwomangrad]

Life problems I anticipated as a child:

- quicksand - ghosts

Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a child:

- the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.

[mskneesocks]

reading ur old writing

[orlarry]

i dont know which facial expression in most accurate 

[luvbey]

I get road rage walking behind people.

[guy-who-exists]

[w0wls]

AAAAAAAAAAAH

Egg

[amtrax]

Eggs*fart*

[opposite-directions]

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

Being alone with your friends’ parents…

[snazziest]

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

[perksofbeingafanboy]

motivation? haven’t heard of her in years how she doin

[thenatsdorf]

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“I’m gonna nap right here next to you.”

[woodmeat]

Dead me and my wife

[westafricanbaby]

AWWWWWWWWW

[soybro]

[localstarboy]

Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

[a-fine-babe]

Now this is a hamless prank.

[lunalamariposa]

OMFg IM KATHY

[gravegospel]

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

[raccoonnation-deactivated202102]

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

[kittykat8311]

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

[absurdist-void]

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

[hipstered]

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

[nrmndr]

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

[ink-pedia]

a shard for each of my family members

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