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Meet me! :D

Figured I should probably make an intro post lmao

Feel free to send an ask if you want, don’t be shy <3

To be cringe is to be free, my friends

#lmao ignore this #wordoe’s words #Wordoe’s doodles #<- my art tag btw #empty as hell rn tho lol

jordanbolton

To The Parking Attendant Who Asked What I Was Doing

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Normalise seeing cats in public and being like 'awhhh hello kitty :)))' without bothering them

Like ofc if you stop and they approach or they are in distress then that's totally fine, but I ofyen see people following them around to pet them when they clearly don't want it :(

#I live petting kitties too #BUT the kitty must choose you #it will happen. if you have patience and are pure of heart #but stop harrassing the cats 😭#same goes for all animals ofc. but I mostly see it with cats #wordoe's words

beardedmrbean

unfriendlymoth

dualcasterjay

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

teaandtoastandthyme

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

ehlihr

adding songs from musicals to character playlists is so stupid like yeah this works just ignore some of that really specific stuff

I was invited to a very cool person’s sleepover tomorrow, and I’m really nervous abt it, so I doodled a quick Papyrus going to a sleepover to make me feel better :>

It’s corny as fuck, but it makes me feel a little braver/less anxious when I draw Papyrus 😭 Like if he can do it so can I idk bro it’s stupid but it works

#wordoe’s doodles #papyrus fanart #papyrus undertale #papyrus #Undertale fanart

lifeafterpsychiatry

Thoughts on bugs/creepy crawleys?

I'm not personally delighted by them, but I don't kid myself into thinking they don't have just as much of a right to this world as I do

#mhmhm yeah thats totally fair #I think everyone has a complicated relationship with bugs whether its posotive or negative #I love asking it :>>

satan-offical

"the stitching isn't uniform" "the painting is messy" "this writing doesn't sound right" you created something twin, that's so amazing

satan-offical

Speaking of which look at this dress I DIYed

It's wonky, it's shitty, but I FUCKING MADE IT SO ITS AWESOME!!!!

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dyingroses

cheeseanonioncrisps

“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”

Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.

ohheyheyitsjj

The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.

She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.

penrosesun

While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.

flandrepudding

I usually hate lineart but I’m learning it’s a lot more fun on paper. completely different experience from digital inking in my humble onion. So satisfying and fun!! How do you feel about lineart? Do you have a preference when it comes to inking (digital vs traditional)?

Bro don't worry if you don't get your h4 in irish there's this new thing I think it's kind of like a plc and only needs like a h6 I think https://tipperaryetb.ie/ga/tertiary/primary-teaching/

That's for tip and think theres clare and limerick too but idk, so like you'd do a year there and then go to Mary I. I think anyways I don't really know how it works, but there's other options!!! You'll get there!!

Yeahhh I did apply for a PLC as well, but I'd really rather avoid it bc it adds an extra year of education, and idk how it would affect my SUSI grant lmao

#thanks so much for the tip tho ily 😭😭

Lil tip for autistics/people who struggle with social cues

There comes a time where, when making plans to go out/do something, you tell your parents 'I'm gonna ____, if that's okay?' instead of 'Can I ___?'

Nobody tells you when the change happens, but its usually about 15-17y/o

Just so you don't get stuck asking for permission into adulthood lol

#Idk if this actually helps anyone #But nobody told me when to stop doing certain things.#I still asked my parents when I needed to use the bathroom until I was 17 #Because nobody explicitly told me I didn't have to anymore #social cues suck bro 😔#wordoe's words

An incomplete list of phrases you can hear both in a fantasy book, and in everyday conversation in Ireland

1. "Ah, he's away with the fairies"

2. "The guards are after her."

3. "Give's your name, love?"

4. "Have you seen the portal in town?"

5. "The poxy dishwasher is banjaxed."