"Every story has an end. But in life, every ending is just a new beginning."
"You can have your job back, you know."
"You and I, we're gonna be friends. Okay?"
"When I'm not ready, you hunt me down. When I try and make it work, you're not interested."
"You know, ever since we met, it's about what I'm doing wrong... but I'm not the one with the problem here."
"All you do is take and - I've got nothing for you right now, so..."
"Freestyle is for moronic little kids and hippie freaks."
"Fundamentals are the building blocks of fun."
"Kid, have you ever been to a shrink?"
"I'm not going anywhere, especially with you."
"We are going to sit in giant teacups and spin round and round in circles until we puke."
"When you work for me, you leave when I say you can leave."
"Act your age, not your shoe size."
"See, when you're mad you don't miss people and if you stay mad, it's like you never knew them at all."
"I wasn't mad, I was confused."
"Everyone was talking, talking, talking at me and I couldn't understand a word they were saying, and then their voices became a blur and soon I couldn't even recognize their faces; they were like these blobs and they started to grow fangs and their eyes became green and I knew I had to run away."
"You were right. I am scared. But you're scared too."
"Have you gone mad? There is never, ever an excuse for hitting another person!"
"Excuse me, Thumbelina, but you're still a little underage to be clubbing, aren't you?"
"Are you kidding? Nothing could keep me away at a time like this."
"I'm sorry, but I'm not leaving without an explanation."
"She has made it clear that she never wants to see you again."
"She must be going out of her mind with grief."
"She's been very calm and level-headed about this whole affair."
"I know (Name) well enough to respect her wishes."
"You give her whatever she asks for so that you don't have to deal with her."
"Other people always let you down. Why don't you forget them and do something for yourself?"
"Maybe some of us aren't good at anything."
"Are you still moping over that disgusting guy?"
"What is with this music, anyway? This sounds like the soundtrack to something you'd slit your wrists to."
"Fruit punch? Why don't you just drink cyanide? At least it's quick."
"If you refuse to have a nice time with me, I'm going to have fun by myself."
"I'm sorry, I was trying to take a step forward, but I took two steps backward instead."
"Fine, see if I care. I'll live off water and sunshine."
"This is so 80's it makes my hair poof."
"Some fairy tales are true, most of there stories we make up to help us deal with real life."
"Look at the one-hit wonder that slut turned out to be."
"Well, if you would stop wiggling your ass, it wouldn't have fallen off in the first place."
"As my best friend, it is your duty not to lie to me. Please tell me, am I turning into a hideous hag?"
"You can have any guy in here with a snap of a finger, what's gotten into you?"
"You're a spastic hyena."
"You brought your own personal soap?"
"You want to pick up bacterial meningitis or polio, you go ahead and be my guest."
"Those are the four most hateful words in English."
"It's got potential, huh?"
"These rooms... sound so empty without the sound of his music."
"Give me five more minutes baby, and I'll rock your world."
"Oh, my God. This place is beyond its normal grotesque. It's post-nuclear."
"Why are you buttering a plastic scone?"
"You don't know how to dry without destroying the environment! For every roll of paper towels you waste, a tree in the rain forest dies."
"I'm not the one who's gonna get mad cow disease and go nuts."
"Though you don't seem to have a brain to fry in the first place."
"I know that I am an undeserving creep, but can we please talk about it over lunch?"
"Our lunch date has been canceled because you can't afford lunch."
"It shows I'm a people person."
