Peanut Butter Hate Account

[worldly-oyster]

I’m sending this out into the void bc I haven’t posted anything on this account since I was like going through puberty but do u guys get that feeling when you’re like with your family and you’re like wow I have been reminded of the fact that what I want for my future is fundamentally incompatible with me having a relationship with you guys. It’s not even the lesbian thing it’s just… the amount of freedom I want to have. The things I want to do with my life. They have so much of my future planned out that it’s suffocating. I don’t know if I’ll be too much of a coward in a few years to resist it but I hope I’m not. I can’t see myself living that life and not being miserable

[arrghigiveup]

[source: https://twitter.com/nasacertified/status/1273798595314167814]

[bisexuhowl]

#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person

[morganalefays]

I know the Geneva convention don’t exist in like the faerie realm or whatever, but sometimes I’ll look at the actions of “good guys” in a fantasy book and go like ok so this is definitely a war crime

[catchymemes]

[kaijuno]

[bakwaaas]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mythicalthing]

What's your ranking of milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate?

[remanence-of-love]

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

[setheverman]

american things that are surely fictional:

donald trump

blue raspberry

wearing shoes indoors

texas?????

[songllama]

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

[setheverman]

your brother

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

a person of color: racism–

a white european, materializing out of nowhere: actually i’m not from america so i don’t get this. can someone explain this? race is actually a US-centric concept. it was invented in the US. i need you to break this down for me because here in europe we don’t judge people by race. 

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

me: makes this post

white europeans with glass bones and paper skin: ACTUALLY you stupid ethnic american, what you DON’T understand is *insert wikipedia page about the british colonization of ireland/scotland* *insert wikipedia page about the ottoman empire* AND ANOTHER THING, EASTERN EUROPEANS DIDN’T EVER PARTICIPATE IN IMPERIALISM SO DON’T BLAME US, *insert standard speech about how ‘white’ isn’t a category that exists in europe because white people don’t know the difference between racism, ethnic discrimination, and xenophobia and they don’t understand how white supremacy exists as a specific type of hierarchy* 

[heathenvampires]

annual reminder to use black food colouring in your spooky foods this month, activated charcoal is for being poisoned or for treating acne not for ice cream and cake

[haunted-hideaway]

It can mess up your meds. Just say no to activated charcoal.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[1dietcokeinacan]

[dojacat]

Okay tell me your zodiac signs and which snack is the WORST

[120000-ants-deactivated20210730]

Finally, relevant advertising

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

British cuisine