Nothing Fancy

Twenty-something living the dream one fabulous day at a time. I'm the queen of awkward situations and have the best stories, ever.  I also enjoy traveling the world and pretending to be a real photographer.  Grab a glass of wine and enjoy ;)

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Chocolate cake is sometimes better than sex.

Tinder boy stuck in a 40 yr old body.

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I think I just double booked myself - again...

Ah Tinder!  How much I enjoy our love-hate relationship.  I’ve done it again, double booked myself on a Friday; this is going to be fun!

Best quote of last night’s evening:

“You girls seem like really nice ladies with really nice jobs.  I don’t think you should settle for anything” - Cute Man-Bun Bartender 

“Oh so we should settle for like, a doctor?”

“Fuck that, a plastic surgeon!”

LOVE MY GIRLS. and Plastic Surgeons. 

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Do you like Meatheads? -I'm sorry, what?  There are some girls who aren't into us and they call us mimbos. -Oh, you are serious! ahm..... anybody in there?

Openly accepting Meathead “Mimbo” boy.  

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Don't mess with this Zohan today - I'm too hormonal and can go crazy any second now.

2:41PM Wednesday 

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I prefer the red shrimp over the gray shrimp -I'm sorry, what? -Yeah, like, the red shrimp tastes better. -Umm, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm pretty sure you're eating raw shrimp. -No! They sell both, red and gray shrimp at the stores!

Tinder Stories - Never fails. 

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Remind me never to double book myself for dates.  I have canceled on this boy three times now.  I cannot - getting too old to meet up with two guys in one night. UGH

Unknown 

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Is that my period? OMG, if it is, I shall embrace it and caress it for the next three days.  Gawd, never been so excited to see you before!

Source Unknown. 

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All these limes?! Are you making margaritas today? -Ah no, I'm Mexican.

The Struggle is Too Real. 

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It’s Thursday

And I have been meaning to do this, for a while, a few Thursdays included.  So, here we go.  I hope my shenanigans are interesting or funny enough to keep you reading.  

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Duluth, MN 2014

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Minnesota Nice 2014

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Puerto Morelos, Mexico 2015

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San Francisco 2013

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San Francisco 2013

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San Francisco 2013

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St. Louis, MO 2013

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Paraguay-Argentina 2010