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BREAKING FORAGING NEWS

BREAKING: I just stumbled across this bountiful batch of berries…such a delightful pink hue…I don't even feel the need to check my botanical guide, surely such a beautiful bodacious berry is safe for a perfectly healthy human such as myself to consume without worry…nothing bad could ever happen to me because I am God's favorite.

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Experts on the matter say I ate this cinamon roll in just 5 seconds, but Greg Heely of the Foundational Institute of Science in Birmingham said: “No one could eat a food that big that fast. It’s just not possible. This isn’t real. You’re lying. Don’t use my name in your article.”

After months of deliberation, Greg Heely of the Foundational Institute of Science and his loving family were placed in the brazen bull. The brazen bull declined to comment on the matter but her mother said “That’s chill unc”.

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Breaking News: Burger is "Gone"

One of our top Scientists commented, "I have no idea where it might be, why don't you ask someone else?" but we all noticed their suspiciously burger shaped stomach and the greasy napkins on their desk... shame on you Scientist... shame...

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Breaking News: Bacon Burger is BACK

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Experts Warn Against Dangerous "Poop Challenge" Appearing on TikTok

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Scientists Discover "New Colour" But We Can't Show You

"We can't show you it." says one scientist. "Yeah. so hop off, buddy." said another. The first scientist threw boiling oil at one of our journalists shortly after being questioned about the aforementioned colour.

They refused to answer any of our questions after this event. "We're really sorry everyone"

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Breaking News: Hey Whats Up