Have some countries who I live for!!!
Norway/Romania headcanons
If they aren’t my most overdramatic, theatrical couple then they aren’t valid.
Like take one look of them and you will suddenly hear “Numa Numa” or “I’m a Single Lady” from somewhere and these two will suddenly strut like models
Power couple and are owning the world
A ton of PDA and never paying attention at meeting because these two are flirting with each other
The “we’re married?” Meme is these two everyday
Romania got a nice skin tight dress that showed off her body for their wedding and Norway might of died during it
Two girls who could probably destroy the world in heels and skirts
Met through England and many don’t know how to feel about that
Madolva is their son and he loves his two moms
Golden definition of Lesbian Disaster
She’s trans and gay and definitely not functioning because Romania is cuddling her
Timid and shy but she does open up when she gets to know you better
She looks like she can’t fight but give her an axe and admire her as she destroys the place
She loves her little brother and they both are very close
Her hair is naturally brown but she dyed it blue to white
She is not trusted in the kitchen unless she’s making dishes from the Viking age because somehow anything made with heat needs to explode
Name: Luminița Narcisa Loana
People like to body shame her, rudely comment about her albinoism, and in general her looks but she never cared for them and ignored them
She has muscles, muscles for days
If she hasn’t stolen your girl away then you are a good lover to her
She’s the mom of five sons, one daughter, and one daughter/son and they all love her
She can bench press any of the male European nations so they definitely try not to make her angry
Russia (the rep) is kinda terrified of her after she threatened to break all of his bones during the Cold War
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