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!WORLD'S WORST DAD FINALS!

Well, everybody, we've made it to the final round! I'm so glad you all could join me to see your blorbos fight for the title of Worst Fictional Dad, and I hope it was fun. It certainly was for me! Anyway, this final round will actually go up next week on Saturday, instead of this week, to give me more time to mentally prepare. So tune in on June 17, 2023 at 12:00 PM EST to vote in the final round! Our final matchup is...

HUMBERT HUMBERT VS. SHOU TUCKER

I hope to see you there!!!

#world's worst dad competition #polls #tumblr polls #tumblr bracket #final round #humbert humbert #shou tucker

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ROUND 4:

Princezam

Technoblade

Voting ended onDec 26, 2024

abyss1o1

#VOTE PRINCEZAM.... AGAIN!

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ROUND THREE:

GoodTimesWithScar

Princezam

Voting ended onDec 19, 2024

radio-zephyr

PLEASE VOTE FOR ZAM JUST LOOK AT THIS DRAWING OF HER AS THE PRETTY KITTY PRINCESS:

Does this not just scream joyous whimsy? A zam has all of the genders at once. Hashtag do your civic duty and vote princezam!!

#VOTE PRINCEZAM

b0nkcreat

im going to go look at some of the lyrics in taylor swift's new album and see how long it takes for me to hate my life

b0nkcreat

AUDIBLY SCREAMED AT THIS

b0nkcreat

you'd think after making an album with thirteen songs she'd know how to. make a song. But alas,

b0nkcreat

guys i just found out taylor swift swears in her songs. i'm in genuine shock. straight up did not think she knew how to do that. what would a jcpenney advertiser say if they saw this

b0nkcreat

these lyrics are marvelous in a horrifically absurdist sense

b0nkcreat

can someone help me. its so dark in here

#i think her problem is that she's trying to tell stories about her life but they feel overly manufactured because her life is BORING!#the song 'marjorie' was really fucking good because it was genuine and heartfelt #and the song 'no body no crime' was good because she just. made up a story to tell #anyway i dont listen to tswift those are the only two songs i can stand .

killy-deactivated20241228

Does anyone have that video of the Gaylor interrupting a gay couple to show them a song that’s like “I wanna have straiiight seeeex…at the gay pride parade…his balls are like a compass I love his ball sweaaaat his balls are like a chandelieeeerrrr”

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dreamerofkabus

This is genuinely distasteful. The song is named after one of our hints to tay being into women

Initially it was speculated taylor was gonna be the one to wear Christian's dress this was backed up by their then recent interactions and the content of one of Christian's Instagram post captions. Ofc the plan was foiled for non-clear reasons but we can assert taylor had a sudden change of heart and decided staying in the closet would be for the best. I've made several posts regarding the homophobia surrounding the gaylor community coming from locals and how that only contributes to tay's internalized homophobia but tumblr keeps nuking me so whatever at this point. I'm just trying to say even if you disregard Taylor's feeling when you taunt the theory comsoder you're hurting gay people who are in the closet too. You're just discouraging a subset of people from coming out. It's genuinely disheartening and demoralizing to see this behavior coming from members of the community itself. Be nice and peace.

killy-deactivated20241228

🎵I wanna have straiiiiiight seeeeeex 🎵 at the gay pride parade 🎵 Just normal sex 🎵 nothing too weird 🎵 a regular hunk with a beard 🎵

vilecrocodile

you wanna talk distasteful

#what in the actual deep-fried fuck

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Best Piece of Queer Media

Pink Flamingos

Homestuck

Voting ended onApr 8, 2024

#VOTE HOMESTUCK

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Round 4 Wave 3

Ballister Boldheart vs Phoenix Wright

Ballister (Nimona)

Phoenix (Ace Attorney)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2024

#VOTE PHOENIX

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