lone echo's #1 fan. maybe only fan.

someday i will give myself robot limbs

[everydaygremlin]

about

ok mind ignoring these userboxes i kind of need them here for the abt page

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so like. dont be a bad person. ok? ok :)

[gertritude-art]

going slightly insane trying to draw something so i drew grace in a hostage situation to calm down

[prokopetz]

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

[amymistreblogs]

behold, my ultimate attack!

*does an attack so shitty that i die*

[mistresssheo]

Tja

Found here 🦋

[translating-german-to-english]

Depending on context:

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* told you so.

[translatingpoststogerman]

Je nach Kontext:

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

[orcboxer]

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

[dorian-they]

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

[orcboxer]

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[squeaksterr]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

reblog to pet his bald head

[yugsly]

Have you seen Jimothy the raccoon. I feel like you would enjoy that guy

BOY HAVE I!! Jimothy is from my city, not too far away either! I hope to witness him some time. He makes me emotional

For those that don't know, Jimothy is a raccoon with Short Spine Syndrome. According to local wildlife specialists, he appears perfectly healthy otherwise. He's even a few years old, those bottom two images are him as a baby!!! There's a lot of video footage from locals going around so I'd definitely go look at those, seeing him in action is incredible

[duallpa]

baby jimothy

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[ilovecats4ever]

[atlaslovesedm]

this is what i do every time you say something nice about my art

[the-haiku-bot]

this is what i do

every time you say something

nice about my art

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]