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if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

brainrockets

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

w0nderland42

i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.

in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.

But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.

our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.

anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.

cannot put it off by planning. what has the world come to

jaypilled

are those my only options

prower-labs

whovianbuffalo

ottoillustrates

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

bladeweave

you can feel the moment in a tv show when a woman who was an independent character suddenly becomes a love interest. its like shackle locking onto her ankle.

bladeweave

day 1 wrap-up

at the time of writing, this post has been reblogged 3,133 times!

of those reblogs, approximately 596 of them were tagged!

of those reblogs with tags, 123 of them pertained to helly r. in severance!

thats over 20% of all tagged reblogs!

srsfunny

Kept me up at night

the-based-brit

I’ve got it right here:

You’re welcome.

galladegamer

c-53

My cat has developed absolutely insane movement tech because my apartment has a really narrow hallway and he loves to play there . Like he’ll fucking wall jump and ricochet between the walls and wall run and its insane. Like why does my cat attack attack feather toy like he’s playing titanfall

cheaphalloweencostume

Patagonia is posting notes app social media half-added apologies over their lawsuit 😭😭😭

cheaphalloweencostume

i mean. i’ll always side with the human over the company anyway. but these are markedly different

magicalastronomies

no way this company is trying to copyright a real life mountain as if they invented it

zitongzi

Copyright warriors will see an big company's unsucked dick and go is anyone gonna suck that ? And not wait for an answer

qi-mera

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

jadenebula

napping-sapphic

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours