[worldslaziestmage]

i'm back for the first time since 2020...! this used to be a hannibal-centric account and while i still love hannibal, my interests change too much that i don't think i can limit myself to posting about just one thing. from now on this will be my place to share anything and everything that's on my mind (instead of annoying my friends with it)

i suppose i should do a bit of an introduction. hi, my name is meadow and my pronouns are she/they. i'm a young adult currently taking a gap year (or 2) while working a part-time job as a receptionist at a music school. i like dungeons & dragons and reading fantasy novels. i play a lot of single-player video games; my all-time favorite is baldur's gate 3. some movies and tv shows i like are interview with the vampire, iron lung, the lotr trilogy, and good omens (rip). i'm also a fan of sherlock holmes. i listen to kpop - my ults are xlov, stray kids, and billlie. i like art but rarely have time for it. my current goal is to start working on a book that i've had in the planning stages for years.

what i expect to post: random thoughts i have that might be relatable, lore about my oc's/world (and maybe other story ideas), and media that i'm currently obsessed with.

my previous username was "max-of-spades." if you're one of the 2 people who's still following me, hi! you might not recognize me, as i've changed almost everything about my account. if i'm not your cup of tea anymore, feel free to unfollow, i don't mind! and if you're new, welcome! i hope this self-indulgent blog of mine has something you can relate to.

[worldslaziestmage]

the irresistible urge to make 10+ notes on my phone every time i start liking a new thing

[horrorlesbians]

the fact we never got an horror evil girl style ‘slowly licking blood from your hand/fingers seductively’ shot using hannibal, real missed opportunity if i do say so myself

[horrorlesbians]

true but I mean like….whole hand covered in blood ginger fitzgerald type thing

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[what-even-is-thiss]

And now one of the people who guards the football has tested positive. Great.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Just remembered not everyone knows what the football is. It’s the briefcase with the nuclear launch codes in it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The football is passed between five people, one from each of the five branches of the armed forces. At least one of them is within run and tackle distance of the president at all times from what I understand. The guy who tested positive is the one from the coast guard.

[day-time-dream]

roman i cannot tell if you are being serious because we live in a hell-country where this is entirely plausible

[what-even-is-thiss]

Everyone who sees this, I want you to google “nuclear football” right now.

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Jesus fucking Christ

[i-dont-know-how-to-exist]

im sorry did i just read on google that the usa president is authorized to launch a fucking nuclear bomb at any moment for any reason

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes? Before today I thought everyone knew at least this part lol. Since like the 1950s the leaders of the then USSR now Russia and the USA have had the ability to launch a nuclear strike at any time. The leader of China and the other nuclear states probably do too. I don’t think other countries have an equivalent to the football? Or if they do then I haven’t heard of it.

This is a also huge part of the reason people want to get Drumpf out of office so badly. Yes there’s the literally everything else but he’s also the one in charge of the big red button right now. Commander-in-chief of the armed forces I’ll remind you. That’s another reason why perceived temperament is really important for a lot of people when choosing the president. We don’t just have to think about this person’s policies. We have to think about whether or not we trust them with the football. The proverbial big red button. The key to ending life as we know it.

Remember that when picking presidents for the rest of your lives, everyone.

[fairyofsomething]

What the actual shit. I thought the big red button was just a wacky plot device in tv.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Did people actually think this was fake? MAD is still a guiding philosophy of international relations. We got dangerously close to nuclear war with North Korea in 2017 by the way I dunno if you remember that. A former Trump official said that for days he thought it was going to happen for sure and he spent a bunch of time every day for over a week praying in the national cathedral. This stuff is real.

[characterpromptgenerator]

[anxietyproblem]

[bitchvirgo]

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

[positivelypositive]

🌸

did you remember to...

1. drink some water?

2. take a deep breath?

3. think a kind thought about yourself?

do these now! then go on about your day and have a good one ✨

[satyriconmp3]

Hannibal 1.02 / 2.02

[drinkyourjuicerodriguez-deactiv]

just because i’m curious, reblog and put in the tags what musicians your parents loved to listen to and raised you on

[whitepeopletwitter]

[worldslaziestmage]

and people still support him

[calvinandhobbes]

i spent more than 10 minutes of my life making this and for what

[worldslaziestmage]

lmaooo

[pancakeke]

News from the past 24 hours (10/5 to 10/6) because everything Happens So Much:

The CDC has finally officially stated that COVID may be transmitted through air despite that we’ve basically known this all along.

The CDC offered to do contact tracing for the White House and notify all those potentially infected. The WH said turned them away. There are many reports of those who came in contact with positive cases only learning that they were exposed from news reports, not by any WH contract tracers.

Trump returned home to the White House and took his mask off pretty much immediately despite still being contagious and standing near other people. He then posted a bizarre video telling people not to fear COVID while also making dubious claims about his health. Here’s a transcript.

Both Florida and Texas online voter registration websites broke before the registration deadline. Residents of Florida were given an extra day to register.

Facebook removed a post Trump made claiming COVID is less deadly than the flu. He posted the same to Twitter, which only obscured the tweet with a disclaimer and did not remove it. PBS has put the past few years of flu deaths vs less than a year of COVID into a graphic to show the disparity.

Vice Commandant of the US Coast Guard, Admiral Charles Ray tested positive.

COVID exposure may have reached the Pentagon.

Trump says he’s killing any coronavirus aid package until after the election, tanking the stock market immediately. He is prioritizing the SCOTUS nomination and by extension, an overturn of the Affordable Care Act. This will throw I believe 20 million Americans off their health insurance.

Facebook banned QAnon across all its platforms to “bring to parity what we’ve been doing on other pieces of policy with regard to militarized social movements” and limit the “ability of QAnon and Militarized Social Movements to operate and organize on our platform.”

Up to 123 people at the Capital are COVID positive.

The St Louis couple who waved guns at passing protesters have been indicted.

The White House dropped their opposition and agreed to the FDA’s standards for release of the COVID vaccine, meaning it will not be rushed out before election day. The FDA has also created a new landing page about the vaccine.

Stephen Miller (senior advisor for policy for Trump) tested positive. There are now 23 people connected to the White House with positive COVID tests. Mid afternoon it was only 21, here’s a graphic. I can’t find an updated graphic but even if I did it would probably be outdated soon.

I’m probably missing stuff but man I got other shit to do.

[jonbutter]

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

[songofages]

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

[heruut]

Average American Grading Scale: A+- 97-100 A - 94-96 A- - 90-93 B- 80-89 C- 70-79 D- 60-69 F- 59 and under

[doodle-in-space-deactivated2018]

oh wow that is fucked up

[worldslaziestmage]

i didn’t realize it isn’t like this everywhere??

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

[jared-the-dm]

[thepokeduck]

[neomikey]

[silver-tongues-blog]

Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

[solarpunksoftie]

multiclassing in bard